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Kim Calls Trump "Deranged Dotard" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 Sep 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/23/2017 10:33:56 AM PDT by John Semmens

North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-un blasted US President Donald Trump's UN speech as "the mutterings of a deranged dotard" and vowed that "the world will pay a high price for allowing this maniac to insult my country."

The use of the unusual term "dotard" sent media outlets to consult dictionaries in search of its meaning. According to the dictionary, a dotard is a person, especially an old person, exhibiting a decline in mental faculties.

To prove his point, Kim cited what he called "a logical contradiction in this gangster's speech where he called for all nations to respect the internal affairs of other nations, yet criticized us for starving our own people. Are nations sovereign or are they not? Isn't this issue of whether a nation chooses to starve its own people clearly an internal matter?"

North Korean Foreign Minister Ri Yong-ho, whose predecessor Hu Dun-rong was executed with an antiaircraft cannon for "insufficient enthusiasm," compared Trump's speech to "the sound of a barking dog," and warned that his government "would set off the most powerful detonation of an H-bomb in human history as a stern lesson to the United States for its insults and aggression against our abuse of our own people."

Key Democrats find themselves agreeing more with Kim than Trump in this confrontation. "The knee-jerk response would be to get behind the American president in any conflict with a foreign power, but after careful consideration I'm convinced that would be the wrong decision," Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif) concluded. "I mean, we have direct evidence that Donald Trump is evil. He blocked the most qualified person to ever seek the presidency from taking office by waging an insidiously clever campaign that won over the ignorant masses who've been the long-time base of the Democratic Party. Kim, on the other hand hasn't really done anything to harm America."

Rep. Eliot Engel (NY), the top Democrat on the House Foreign Affairs Committee, called Trump's position "absurd" and predicted "a humiliating loss of face for the United States when we have to back down from the President's indefensible attacks on this small, far away country that has never done us any harm."

Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY) worried that "the carefully crafted peace between North Korea and the United States that Presidents Clinton and Obama worked so hard to achieve is being thrown away by a reckless Donald Trump. His predecessors muted North Korean threats with a program of cash payments. Trump's refusal to continue this successful policy heightens the danger that the nuclear weapons bought with these payments will now be used against the United States. Somehow, someone must stop this maniac before he goes too far."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,282325.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; kim; satire; trump

1 posted on 09/23/2017 10:33:56 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

So Rocket Man can’t say ‘Donald’ he tries to say it but comes out ‘Dotard’...those idiots can’t talk they have never been taught how to...


2 posted on 09/23/2017 10:37:10 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 ( "The Force Awakens!!!"...Trump and Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
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To: John Semmens

This will be great theater. Kim is into alliteration using words that begin with “D” while the Donald will probably stick with Little Rocketman.

No matter how many words Kim uses to demolish the devilish demon, he’s gonna lose.


3 posted on 09/23/2017 10:50:31 AM PDT by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a slasher, and find one.... what's your plan?)
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for the chuckle John.


4 posted on 09/23/2017 11:11:16 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

I do not think Trump should have called Porky Pig “Rocket Man”.


5 posted on 09/23/2017 11:24:05 AM PDT by Tuketu (The Dim Platform is splinters bound by crazy glue. TRUMP is the solvent.)
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To: John Semmens

Did he use the English word or a Korean equivalent?


6 posted on 09/23/2017 11:24:25 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: John Semmens

Kim wishes he was as popular as Trump is. Kim is nuts...


7 posted on 09/23/2017 2:27:13 PM PDT by ConservaTeen (Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The religion of Pedophilia...)
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To: John Semmens

The Rolling Stones should rename themselves The Deranged Dotards


8 posted on 09/23/2017 8:53:46 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Winter is coming)
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