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DNC Vice-Chairman Says Prison Bible Studies "Poaching Our Voters" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 May 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/28/2018 10:49:13 AM PDT by John Semmens

Democratic National Committee Vice-Chairman Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn) called Republican efforts to encourage prison inmates to participate in Bible studies "an attempt to poach voters who rightly ought to be supporting Democrats."

"While the Bible studies message is not overtly political it conveys values that implicitly support the GOP agenda," Ellison contended. "Take the admonition 'thou shalt not steal.' This insinuates a personal right to property that runs counter to our Party's belief that property ought to redistributed more fairly. I mean, a lot of guys are in jail because they tried to implement a redistribution on their own initiative. We don't want them to be contrite for their unsanctioned redistribution efforts. We want them to know that with their votes we will legally effect the transfer of wealth to their benefit."

The Congressman suggested that "the problem is that the GOP's Christian message of 'loving thy neighbor' undermines the anger that is essential if we are to make real change happen in America. This was one of the main reasons I converted to Islam. Islam explicitly calls for dispossessing unbelievers and rewarding the faithful. It is a religion more in sync with the natural predatory instincts that got these inmates into jail in the first place. If we let this natural mutual affinity be dissipated by indifference to the inroads being made by the GOP among the prison population we will be losing votes that naturally should have been ours."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,317601.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: democrats; prisoners; satire; voters

1 posted on 05/28/2018 10:49:14 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Tens of millions of illegals voting and he complains about efforts to change the minds of a few cons. Astonishing.


2 posted on 05/28/2018 10:55:29 AM PDT by Spok ("What're you going to believe-me or your own eyes?" -Marx (Groucho))
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To: Spok

Fake news? He is a lying Muslim jerk but I can’t believe he said this. Would hurt Democrats in the long run.


3 posted on 05/28/2018 10:59:03 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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Is this a joke? Is Ellison serious???


4 posted on 05/28/2018 11:00:45 AM PDT by BlackFemaleArmyCaptain (No weapon formed against me shall prosper! (Isaiah 54:17))
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To: John Semmens

Where is Genghis Khan when we need him...He knew how to deal these animals...


5 posted on 05/28/2018 11:09:26 AM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
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To: John Semmens

Rush was talking about this on his show last Monday.


6 posted on 05/28/2018 11:12:33 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (It's Ok to be white.)
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To: SuperLuminal

Actually, it was his grandson Hulagu who kicked the most Muslim a**.


7 posted on 05/28/2018 11:19:52 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: John Semmens

“called Republican efforts to encourage prison inmates to participate in Bible studies “an attempt to poach voters who rightly ought to be supporting Democrats.”
************
So trying to bring criminals to repentance, acceptance of the gospel, and a turn from their life of crime, is poaching voters. The violent criminal individuals, that the DNC “Muslim” Leader views as rightfully Democrat voters.

This is a very revealing statement. Black Muslim recruiters have the reputation of converting criminals to Islam, but with the understanding that they can continue their criminal activity, but be justified because they will be committing acts against infidels, and thus once they are muslim, they are not criminals under Shariah law.

After all the word “crime” is the French word for “sin”.


8 posted on 05/28/2018 11:23:09 AM PDT by Yulee
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To: John Semmens

But of course “poaching” was fine as long as it was black muslims brainwashing black cons to hate whitey.


9 posted on 05/28/2018 11:27:02 AM PDT by Let's Roll ("You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality" -- Ayn Rand)
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To: reg45
"Actually, it was his grandson Hulagu who kicked the most Muslim a**."

Thxs...Did not know that...{:-)

10 posted on 05/28/2018 11:29:42 AM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
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To: John Semmens

since when do convicted felons vote?


11 posted on 05/28/2018 11:42:01 AM PDT by txnativegop (The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
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To: txnativegop

Giving felons the right to vote is on the Democrats’ agenda for “reforming” our election system.

Several states have already made this “reform.”


12 posted on 05/28/2018 12:04:07 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Do I need to guess which ones?


13 posted on 05/28/2018 12:06:09 PM PDT by txnativegop (The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
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To: John Semmens

Sounds like he thinks he owns the people in prison.

A litle slave-ownerish when you hear it.


14 posted on 05/28/2018 12:36:04 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: John Semmens

Elison is a hardcore islamic extremist.

He only wants them to convert to islam in prison. The Christians are cutting into the muslims efforts in jails.


15 posted on 05/28/2018 12:37:30 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Yulee

I can’t think of ANY voters who “rightly ought to be supporting Democrats”.


16 posted on 05/28/2018 12:52:11 PM PDT by oldtech
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To: txnativegop

Map of State Felon Voting Laws
(as of Nov. 9, 2017)

https://felonvoting.procon.org/view.additional-resource.php?resourceID=006025


17 posted on 05/28/2018 10:25:13 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

thanks


18 posted on 05/28/2018 10:32:34 PM PDT by txnativegop (The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
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