Skip to comments.Europeans Say Increased Iranian Uranium Enrichment OK [semi-satire]
Posted on 06/12/2018 10:19:41 AM PDT by John Semmens
European participants in the Obama-arranged "deal" that is supposed to discourage Iran from developing nuclear weapons insist that the country's stepped up uranium enrichment program does not violate the terms of the agreement.
Maja Kocijancic, spokeswoman for EU diplomatic chief Federica Mogherini, explained that "a careful reading of the terms shows that Iran has only agreed to forego attacking us with nuclear weapons until they are 'physically able to do so.' All work on bombs and delivery systems prior to the attainment of this capability are unconstrained by the agreement brokered by former US President Obama and his Secretary of State John Kerry."
Iran's nuclear chief, Ali Akbar Salehi, assured European governments that "you will not be annihilated until it becomes feasible. Even then, we will not strike unless it is absolutely necessary. It would be wise for you to use the intervening time to work on removing the necessity. At a minimum, your people must accept submission to our Islamic authority. However, I would advise converting. Only then will your people come under the umbrella of our nuclear protection and enjoy the full rights and privileges of being a part of the Muslim umma."
Kocijancic thanked Salehi "for your clarification of Iran's position and your sage advice on how to improve relations between our countries."
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Iran should surrender now before Trump gets around to them , LOL
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