Skip to comments.Albright Says "Plenty of Room" for Illegal Immigrants [semi-satire]
Posted on 07/06/2018 10:47:03 PM PDT by John Semmens
Former secretary of state Madeline Albright castigated the Trump Administration's opposition to unconstrained illegal immigration, calling it "undemocratic and essentially similar to what a fascist would do. Treating people differently because of their race or ethnicity is something that Hitler did. If a German like Chancellor Merkel realizes it's wrong to exclude Africans and Asians, then why can't Trump realize it's wrong to exclude Mexicans?"
"It's not as if we don't have room for immigrants in America," Albright observed. "Homes in America are much bigger than they were a generation ago. Almost every family has underutilized spacea spare bedroom, a virtually unoccupied basement, or a corner of a living room that could make a comfortable abode for an immigrant family. We could use census data to determine where this underutilized space is and the President could issue an executive order mandating that qualifying homeowners take in one or more homeless immigrants."
"You know, the money the government will save by abolishing ICE could be redirected to provide an allowance for immigrants housed with qualifying homeowners so they wouldn't be totally dependent on the generosity of the homeowners for their shelter, clothing, food, and entertainment. They'd get some 'walking around money' they could use anyway they want. That way they could enjoy the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness that America was established to provide for all people."
In related news, propaganda film maker Michael Moore called upon the US military to overthrow Trump. "The military is basically comprised of society's losersthe poor, the high-school dropouts, those without enough clout to get draft deferments," Moore contended. "Given a choice between siding with the billionaire former draft-dodger who is oppressing their kind via cruel immigration policies, I'm confident they'll make the right decision."
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plenty of room.
Back in their own countries.
Note I am only talking about the ones violating our country’s immigration laws.
Every country has a right to determine exactly what their immigration laws will be.
They love to talk about how mexico is sch an awesone place. Let us adopt Mexicos immigration laws and how they deal with illegal immigrants.
Somedays I just wanna found my own country under the ice in Antarctica with a VERY VERY strict immigration policy. At least then it wouldn’t have to worry about illegals as they would freeze to death on their way there...
Yes, and why don't you house and feed a couple of hundred yourself.
Tru]mp needs to make an Executive order that anyone that wants more illegals in has to house and finance at least one family for a year in their homes.
“”It’s not as if we don’t have room for immigrants in America,” Albright observed. “Homes in America are much bigger than they were a generation ago. Almost every family has underutilized spacea spare bedroom, a virtually unoccupied basement, or a corner of a living room that could make a comfortable abode for an immigrant family.”
You first Madeline. Oh wait. She is probably like Clooney. Their all for letting all illegals in unless they move anywhere close to their estate.
Yeah,housing illegals would work out great,Ms. Halfbright. Especially true if a U.S. citizen is not really making it as it is. Then what happens? Instead of one family on welfare,now you’ve got two. Brilliant idea. How about America for Americans instead?
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