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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased In Carbonite Until Next Court Session - Satire
The Babylon Bee ^ | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/10/2018 11:14:48 AM PDT by GraceG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With President Trump now nominating his second justice to the Supreme Court, a lot of attention is being paid to the oldest Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Critics fear that if Trump replaces her, it would shift the court far to the right. She’s in fine health for now, though, according to the technicians that have frozen her in carbonite until the next term of the Supreme Court.

As Ginsburg was lowered into the carbonite freezing chamber, she bravely looked up at her fellow liberal justices, who said, “I love you.” She reportedly replied, “Huh?”

“People do not need to worry about Justice Ginsburg,” said law carbon-freezing technician Clint Simon. “While she is 85, she’s very fit for her age. Also, she’s now hibernating in a nearly indestructible metal shell.”

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1 posted on 07/10/2018 11:14:48 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: GraceG

IF she survives the freezing process that is.


2 posted on 07/10/2018 11:16:20 AM PDT by KC_Lion (If you want on First Lady Melania's, Ivanka Trump's or Sarah Palin's Ping Lists, just let me know.)
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To: GraceG

Hope it doesn’t affect her like it did Peter Griffin.


3 posted on 07/10/2018 11:18:48 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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4 posted on 07/10/2018 11:20:23 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: GraceG

Article image.

5 posted on 07/10/2018 11:20:29 AM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: GraceG

Tagline


6 posted on 07/10/2018 11:24:25 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Ruth Bader Ginsburg doctor is a taxidermist.)
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To: GraceG

It figures. Those folks dumped on Rush after he exposed Sandra Fluke as a slut.


7 posted on 07/10/2018 11:28:12 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: GraceG

Lol!


8 posted on 07/10/2018 11:32:08 AM PDT by VaeVictis (~Woe to the Conquered~)
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To: GraceG

Carbon-Off might be more appropriate.


9 posted on 07/10/2018 11:37:14 AM PDT by ptsal ( Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M. Twain)
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To: GraceG

This is how the event went.
https://youtu.be/4bYQwU_BSqE


10 posted on 07/10/2018 11:38:34 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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To: GraceG

I would love to use a page out of the Democrats playbook. I’d follow her around and yell “BOO!” at her when she least expects it. Over and over again.


11 posted on 07/10/2018 11:54:01 AM PDT by Bartholomew Roberts
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Oh my gawd I haven’t laughed that hard at work in a long time. What’s even funnier is if we had the technology, they would absolutely freeze her between cases.


12 posted on 07/10/2018 12:11:12 PM PDT by monkeybrau
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To: Bartholomew Roberts

Makes ya wish we could sneak starch into her Depends. :)


13 posted on 07/10/2018 12:57:18 PM PDT by Tell It Right
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To: GraceG

I hope this Ginsburg get Scaliaed


14 posted on 07/10/2018 1:07:55 PM PDT by Lee25
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To: GraceG

and

"Justice Anthony Kennedy retired last week, giving Trump another conservative Supreme Court pick. There's panic on the left. Democratic lawyers are scouring the law books to see if Ruth Bader Ginsburg would, by law, be required to step down from the Supreme Court in the event of her death. -- Argus Hamilton"

15 posted on 07/10/2018 3:14:49 PM PDT by Oatka
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To: GraceG

I hear that Abe Lincoln resents nominating her.


16 posted on 07/10/2018 4:31:20 PM PDT by Libloather (Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
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See post #15...


17 posted on 07/10/2018 5:18:36 PM PDT by kiryandil (Never pick a fight with an angry beehive)
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To: GraceG

Darth Vader Ginsburg would never allow that to happen!


18 posted on 07/12/2018 6:46:20 AM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: GraceG

Fit for her age? My 86 & 85 y/o inlaws look a hell of a lot better than her.


19 posted on 07/12/2018 6:56:58 AM PDT by akalinin
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Dip RBG in Crepe Erase, and she'll disappear completely.

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20 posted on 07/12/2018 7:28:37 AM PDT by nickedknack
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