Skip to comments.Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased In Carbonite Until Next Court Session - Satire
Posted on 07/10/2018 11:14:48 AM PDT by GraceG
WASHINGTON, D.C.With President Trump now nominating his second justice to the Supreme Court, a lot of attention is being paid to the oldest Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Critics fear that if Trump replaces her, it would shift the court far to the right. Shes in fine health for now, though, according to the technicians that have frozen her in carbonite until the next term of the Supreme Court.
As Ginsburg was lowered into the carbonite freezing chamber, she bravely looked up at her fellow liberal justices, who said, I love you. She reportedly replied, Huh?
People do not need to worry about Justice Ginsburg, said law carbon-freezing technician Clint Simon. While she is 85, shes very fit for her age. Also, shes now hibernating in a nearly indestructible metal shell.
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Bader: I know....
IF she survives the freezing process that is.
Hope it doesn’t affect her like it did Peter Griffin.
It figures. Those folks dumped on Rush after he exposed Sandra Fluke as a slut.
Carbon-Off might be more appropriate.
This is how the event went.
I would love to use a page out of the Democrats playbook. Id follow her around and yell BOO! at her when she least expects it. Over and over again.
Oh my gawd I haven’t laughed that hard at work in a long time. What’s even funnier is if we had the technology, they would absolutely freeze her between cases.
Makes ya wish we could sneak starch into her Depends. :)
I hope this Ginsburg get Scaliaed
"Justice Anthony Kennedy retired last week, giving Trump another conservative Supreme Court pick. There's panic on the left. Democratic lawyers are scouring the law books to see if Ruth Bader Ginsburg would, by law, be required to step down from the Supreme Court in the event of her death. -- Argus Hamilton"
I hear that Abe Lincoln resents nominating her.
See post #15...
Darth Vader Ginsburg would never allow that to happen!
Fit for her age? My 86 & 85 y/o inlaws look a hell of a lot better than her.
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