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London Mayor Says Trump Wrong to Blame Immigrants for Crime Wave [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 July 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/16/2018 9:31:21 AM PDT by John Semmens

Mayor Sadiq Khan rebuffed US President Donald Trump’s contention that immigrants from Africa and Asia are responsible for rising levels of violent crime in London and other parts of Europe.

“The fact that rising numbers of immigrants happen to coincide with rising levels of violence doesn’t prove that the immigrants themselves are the ones responsible,” Khan argued. “Let me point out that the levels of violence in the countries of origin of these immigrants are higher than they are in London. This leads me to think that to a certain extent we are moderating their behavior and reducing the global incidence of these crimes.”

“Another factor that I think is in play is the matter of culture shock,” the Mayor continued. “A lot of things that native Londoners do is behavior that immigrants find intolerable. Take, for example, women going out in public unaccompanied and inadequately clothed. Their indecency incites the lust of men who cannot really be blamed for a quite natural urge to have sex with them. When the women inexplicably resist can they not understand that men will enforce their rights to subdue them?”

“And what about the Quran’s directive that all non-Muslims must show submission and pay the jizya?” the Mayor asked. “For non-Muslims to neglect to observe these obligations invites observant Muslims to teach them, by force if necessary. Refraining from force may be the Western way of civilization, but that is a mere preference and cannot be expected to bind Muslims.”

“The more the Mayor says, the more he validates my point,” Trump responded. “Immigrants should be expected to adapt to the customs of the host countries. They should leave the destructive customs of the sh*tholes they are fleeing behind. If they’re not going to do that we shouldn’t let them in.”

In related news, the European Union’s statistics office Eurostat released a report showing that deaths now outnumber births among native born Europeans—a fact that German Chancellor Angela Merkel claims vindicates her immigration policy. “Rather than let Germany wither away due to falling fertility, I had the foresight to import Muslims to fill the vacancy,” she boasted.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/07/14/strzok-claims-undermining-trump-patriotic-duty/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion; Travel
KEYWORDS: crime; immigration; satire; trump

1 posted on 07/16/2018 9:31:21 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Amish mafia.


2 posted on 07/16/2018 9:40:11 AM PDT by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
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To: nuke_road_warrior

Amish mafia.

Muslim Mutt.


3 posted on 07/16/2018 9:42:44 AM PDT by JayAr36 (Washinton DC, District of Corruption proven daily)
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To: John Semmens

“..Sadiq Khan...”

Well, THAT right there explains his comment, doesn’t it.


4 posted on 07/16/2018 9:49:32 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: John Semmens

Must be global warming


5 posted on 07/16/2018 10:15:58 AM PDT by Cubs Fan (Good intentions? Most leftists would throw every one of us in Gulag if they could get away with it)
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To: John Semmens

Khan should look in a mirror ,he’ll see someone to blame , is looking in a mirror against his religion


6 posted on 07/16/2018 10:17:49 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

What do we care what the London mayor has to say? He is one of them and is importing them gangbusters. Looks like a replay of the time period before the Inquisition.


7 posted on 07/16/2018 5:06:35 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent (.)
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