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Massachusetts Passes NASTY Women Act [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 July 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/30/2018 10:47:59 AM PDT by John Semmens

Alarmed that the confirmation of a Trump appointee to the US Supreme Court could eventually lead to the overturning of the 1973 Roe v. Wade decision legalizing unrestricted abortions, the Massachusetts Democratic legislature and Republican governor combined to enact the NASTY Women Act (Negating Archaic Statutes Targeting Young Women Act).

Gov. Charlie Baker called it “a great day for our state. By being proactive, Massachusetts will be prepared for the eventuality that the federal policy mandating that abortion is the default position in America will be eliminated. States that wait until Roe v. Wade is reversed could see a gap in which unwanted babies are not terminated because there is no state law in place to ensure that undesirable births don’t occur.”

Anne Fox of Massachusetts Citizens for Life called the legislation “a political stunt. Massachusetts is one of the 15 states which have abortion enshrined in their state Constitutions. Overturning Roe v. Wade will change nothing in this state.”

Rep. Jim Hawkins (D-Attleboro) begged to differ, “that is where Ms. Fox is wrong. We are going to raise a ton of money off of the ‘stunt’–money that will be used to elect more pro-choice Democrats across the state. Combined with Planned Parenthood’s catchy ‘freedom to f**k’ slogan I can see it fueling a ‘blue wave’ nationwide. Considering the havoc wrought on the planet by the excess human population, making sure that abortion remains the policy in as many places as possible is crucial if we hope to save the environment.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/07/28/senator-depressed-over-second-quarter-gdp-numbers/


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; democrats; satire

1 posted on 07/30/2018 10:47:59 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens; All

“Massachusetts Democratic legislature and Republican governor combined to enact the NASTY Women Act...”

I didn’t finish reading it, I can only assume that this has something to do with Spermy Daniels and her sidekick attorney...But then again, I may be wrong.


2 posted on 07/30/2018 11:33:18 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: areukiddingme1

It’s about abortion.

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3 posted on 07/30/2018 11:36:52 AM PDT by Mears
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To: John Semmens
Allow me to paraphrase a hero of mine ~ politicians who make bumper-sticker sound bytes are NEVER good at anything else.
4 posted on 07/30/2018 12:01:31 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. - (Thomas Jefferson)
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To: John Semmens

NASTY Women Act (Negating Archaic Statutes Targeting Young Women Act).

Nasty Women? That should be in the ACRONYM Hall of Shame!

Alas, sweet irony is lost on imbeciles such as these.


5 posted on 07/30/2018 12:04:58 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. - (Thomas Jefferson)
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To: John Semmens

more proof that liberals are idiots


6 posted on 07/30/2018 12:13:47 PM PDT by tom paine 2
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