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Cuomo Brothers Chart Course for America's Future
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 August 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/18/2018 11:09:43 AM PDT by John Semmens

Chris Cuomo: “Antifa Violence” Justified

CNN’s Chris Cuomo defended Antifa’s assaults on political opponents, calling it “a justifiable tactic to combat bigotry. The attempt to equate this with Nazi Brownshirts beating up Jews and political opponents is unfair. The Nazis were bigots. Their victims were innocent. Antifa’s victims are the right wing bigots who support the ‘bigot-in-chief’ who occupies the White House. Cracking their skulls is a socially beneficial use of violence for a good cause.”

In related news, CNN filed a motion to unseal the names and addresses of the jurors in the Manafort trial. The motion asserted that “the public has a right to know who these people are and the jurors need to know that they will be held accountable for their decision. If the appropriate verdict isn’t rendered at the trial a righteously offended public has to have a reasonable avenue for expressing their outrage. The fact that the jurors will be at home over the weekend before returning on Monday for further deliberations makes it all the more urgent that the opportunity for interface between jurors and citizens interested in the ultimate verdict be afforded in a timely fashion.”

Andrew Cuomo: “America Was Never that Great”

In what many suspect is an opening salvo in a potential 2020 run for president, Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) sought to establish a sharp contrast between himself and President Trump by telling an audience of Democratic partisans that “America was never that great.” This strong rebuttal to Trump’s pledge to “make America great again” elicited a mixed reaction. Some applauded his honesty. Others chided it.

Cuomo defended his contention by citing slavery, discrimination, and sexism. “America won’t be great until everyone is equal,” Cuomo insisted. “The descendants of those who benefited from slavery, discrimination, and sexism must first experience the sting of being on the receiving end of those damaging policies and attitudes. Those who are white need to be forced to toil for the benefit of minorities. Those who are white must be sent to the back of the bus. Those who are male must endure the same pain that women have endured since the beginning of time. Then America will be on the true path of greatness.”

Cuomo spokeswoman Dani Lever endeavored to clarify his remarks by saying that “an acknowledgment of mistakes must precede improvement. While Trump and his apologists assert that equality of opportunity is what makes America great this is little comfort to those unable or unwilling to make the effort to improve their lot in life. Not everyone is born with the talent or ambition to achieve the American dream on his or her own. The Governor believes it is the duty of government to level out this imbalance if we are to ensure that everyone can enjoy the good life regardless of whether they can ‘earn it’ for themselves. That has been the long-standing difference between Democrats and Republicans.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/08/18/senator-introduces-accountable-capitalism-act/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: equality; fascism; idleness; satire; socialism; violence
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To: eclectic

If your time is so valuable why are you investing so much of it on this thread?

When I run across something I consider a poor use of my time I quickly move on to something else. I don’t become a crusader against the publication of things I dislike, especially since there are much more interesting topics that I can’t get to because there are only 24 hours in each day.


21 posted on 08/18/2018 9:07:32 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: eclectic

The word “satire” is in the title.

That was what people call a clue.

Have a nice day.

L


22 posted on 08/19/2018 5:09:27 AM PDT by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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To: eclectic
It's just electrons. At least there's some consistency in what you're saying...

If I don't like a particular author, I'm not going to read him.

If you don't like an author, then I'm still not going to read him. How...liberal.

23 posted on 08/19/2018 6:23:20 PM PDT by gogeo (No justice, no peace.)
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