Skip to comments.Chelsea Clinton Touts Economic Benefits of Abortion [semi-satire]
Posted on 08/20/2018 12:38:05 PM PDT by John Semmens
In a bid to energize Democratic voters for the upcoming congressional elections, former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton touted the economic benefits of abortion.
"Since 1973's Roe v. Wade decision, the legal termination of more than 50 million useless eaters has saved the US economy more than $3.5 trillion," she told the pro-abortion crowd. "By relieving 50 million women from the drudgery of child rearing the ruling enabled them to employ their talents more productively by taking jobs and earning a higher income."
"All these benefits are in danger if Democrats can't take control of Congress to block pro-life legislation and pro-life judicial appointments," Clinton pointed out. "Republicans are determined to put the interests of unwanted children ahead of the economic prosperity of women. Whether it be a Kavanaugh ascending to the Supreme Court or a legislature enacting civil rights for the unborn, the threat is real. That's why it is absolutely crucial that we get out and vote this November."
In related news, Rep. Grace Meng (D-NY) is sponsoring a Constitutional Amendment that would lower the voting age to 16. "Any woman old enough to possibly need an abortion ought to have a say in electing those who have the power to ensure that this right remains inviolable," Meng asserted. "The same goes for any young man who might need an escape clause from the obligation of providing support for a child he fathers but does not want."
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Wonder if Chelsea leaves her kids alone with Grandpa Bill.
What is satirical about this. It’s more “paraphrased” than satirical.
Now abortion has a ROI? Who knew?
What is worse is that you think abortion if funny. You are a sick dude.
My own made up stats, but I bet 99% of women who rear children call it a privilege not drudgery.
Looking from the other side of the abortion issue, what if babies (fetuses) could choose to abort their mamas. Mamas might not be so quick to pull the trigger and murder their babies if babies could decide for themselves. But they can’t.
Obviously, Chelsea’s pro-abortion mama did not choose to abort her for whatever reason. Maybe ol’ Bill really was shooting blanks and Hillary got caught in the crossfire with Web Hubbell. Who knows...who cares.
Whatever, I don’t think Chelsea has the drive to pursue POTUS and fulfill her “destiny”. I hope she makes the right decisions for whatever life throws her way. Keeping her baby is a good start because where would “Cankles” be without Chelsea. Up Paradise Creek with ol’ Bill I suppose.
It’s Howdy Doody Time ...
Chelsea is a genius. Just think of the benefits to our economy if Obama had been aborted.
I don’t think abortion is at all funny.
That you would reach such a conclusion from a satire that mocks an abortion supporter raises questions about your reading comprehension.
Well, we’ve seen and experienced the result of liberal mental illness on the budget and deficit over the decades.
this opinion of little Chelsea isn’t far off from that tree of thought, eh?
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