Posted on 09/02/2018 4:55:38 PM PDT by John Semmens
Former San Francisco mayor and current Democratic candidate for governor of California Gavin Newsome has pledged to make health care free for all illegal immigrants if he wins in November. When I was mayor I extended the boundaries of freedom beyond what is provided in any other city in America, Newsome boasted. The most well-known of these freedoms is, of course, the freedom to defecate in public without fear of penalty. But an overlooked freedom was using public funds to ensure that every undocumented person residing in the city received the same benefits that citizens are required to purchase under Obamacare.
Newsome defended the disparate treatment by citing the unforgivable gap between the wealth of those who have good-paying jobs, careers, and businesses and those who literally had nothing but the clothes on their backs when they crossed the border from Mexico. Those who have must bear the burden of caring for those who have-not. I look forward to expanding the advances I made in San Francisco into a statewide transformation of the way all Californians live.
In related news, the public defecation that had previously been confined to neighborhoods infested with homeless vagrants has popped up at the SF airport where cabbies waiting to pick up fares have been relieving themselves on the pavement. Airport officials are outraged, but several cab drivers have spoken out in defense of the practice saying that the threat of sanctions against them for public defecation is an infringement on the rights that were granted to everyone by Mayor Newsome.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2018/09/01/candidate-calls-for-free-health-care-for-illegals/
socialism is great until you run out of other peoples money they just ran out of mine.
Socialism is like the tide; not when it comes in and raises all boats but rather at its lowest point when all the boats are beached, off kilter, and stuck in place.
Newsom is an even bigger idiot than Moonbeam. God help us.
Yep, we might actually end up missing moonbeam.
The California State Government must get together every Friday and figure out what is the most asinine action can we take net week.
Are there organized "Crap on San Francisco!" tours yet? The tour bus pulls up outside Dianne Feinstein's house, the tourists emerge, the pants come down, and...
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