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Trump Worse than bin Laden [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 Sep 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/16/2018 9:41:34 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week, MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough asserted that “President Trump is a far graver threat to America than the 9/11 attacks. The terrorists only killed a few thousand people, but Trump has poisoned the minds of tens of millions of voters.”

“There is no way that al Qaida could’ve hoped to seize control of the US, but seizing control of the US is precisely what Trump, with the aid of 60 million co-conspirators, has done,” Scarborough contended. “This is a sizable enemy within that is in the process of undermining all the progress toward socialism achieved during the Obama Administration.”

“We had an effective counter to bin Laden—a commando team hunted him down and shot him,” the MSNBC talking head observed. “Unfortunately, Trump has proven a harder target. The covert machinations of the US intelligence community were unsuccessful in preventing Trump’s election and their post-election scheme to undermine him has yet to succeed. Even worse, the booming economy resulting from Trump’s policies could sway voters to support candidates who will pander to individual selfishness rather than the collective solidarity and personal sacrifice that characterized the Obama years. I fear for the fate of my country if Trump’s lurch to the right isn’t stopped.”

An example of the personal sacrifice promulgated by the Obama Administration was a $90 million program that helped 55 Afghan women obtain jobs. The net cost to US taxpayers for each job placement was in excess of $1.6 million. Each job paid an average annual salary of around $11,000. While this program would appear to have been a poor investment, Scarborough urged that “we look beyond the price tag. Having rich Americans pay millions to benefit a few dozen Muslims built bridges that the penny-pinching Republicans would never have accomplished given their near religious dedication to serving the personal greed that has been their Party’s main ticket to electoral success.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/09/16/trump-worse-than-bin-laden/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: media; satire; terrorists; trump

1 posted on 09/16/2018 9:41:34 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

More like I want work and they want me unemployed, just because of cognitive dissonance.


2 posted on 09/16/2018 9:55:29 AM PDT by Morpheus2009
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To: John Semmens

This isn’t satire. This is exactly how the brain damaged left thinks.


3 posted on 09/16/2018 10:26:05 AM PDT by Boomer
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To: Boomer

satire is defined as “the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics”

I merely bring coherence to the disjointed ramblings of leftists in order to clarify how bad their ideas are.


4 posted on 09/16/2018 5:08:06 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

You’re doing a great job John. I guess I was just pointing out how close/similar satire and real life are when it comes to these heathen dems.


5 posted on 09/16/2018 6:04:09 PM PDT by Boomer
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