Skip to comments.Nadler Vows "Real" Investigation [semi-satire]
Posted on 10/07/2018 9:42:50 AM PDT by John Semmens
Contending the "the Senate has grossly failed to carry out its advise and consent responsibilities in the Kavanaugh matter," Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) vowed that "when I'm chairman of the House Judiciary Committee after the elections we will reopen the investigation. For one, I think Mr. Avenatti has come forward with some pretty interesting possibilities."
Nadler says he "will be filing for a subpeona requiring FBI Director Wray to handover all relevant documents and testify under oath" and promised that "unlike the namby-pamby Republicans, I won't take no for an answer. Ultimately, even if we can't impeach Kavanaugh we can create enough suspicion to make his life a living hell. This, I think, will send a stern message to Trump that his days of getting his way in anything that requires congressional acquiescence are over."
In order for Nadler to make good on his promise Democrats will have to win enough seats to gain a majority in the House. While the prospects of this happening have recently been put in doubt by the over-the-top behavior of so many Senate Democrats, Nadler expressed confidence that "my announcement today will reverse the tide. Once voters know that I will be the one in charge if they vote Democrat our Party's victory is assured."
Former Clinton advisor and CNN political commentator Paul Begala echoed Nadler's confidence. "Once the GOP-controlled Senate votes to confirm Kavanaugh women are going to be furious! They'll turn out in droves to vote Democrat while Republican men, satisfied with Kavanaugh's nomination, will stay home and watch football instead of voting." A possible flaw in Begala's vision is that there are no football games on election day.
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The only thing Nadler will thoroughly investigate is the nearest all you can eat buffet.
I’m sure there’s some liberals tripping across this piece who are sharing it around with friends with the headline of ‘FINALLY’
The scary part is how they’re acting over a middle of the road nominee; Senate Republicans got a strong lesson in what every person out there is experiencing - absolute disconnect from any reasoning and solely acting on their projections as to what their nominee would do.
Speaking of boofing!
I wish the repubs would say “OK, lets do it....and by the way lets investigate every dim who is so determined to stop the duly elected president from fulfilling the promises he made that got him elected.”
Repubs should respond....”we’ll start with a deep background into Ford”.
I agree and have said so on other threads, but I would suggest investigating Nadler and his ilk in addition.
The trail to Ford will lead to many others, probably all the way to obummer. Whether Nadler would be road kill on that trail, I don’t know, so give him special attention.
As part of his investigation, Nadler promised to look into who was responsible for the large infestation of rats in his Congressional district (upper West Side of Manhattan). Mothers are afraid to take their young children for walks, he stated, because of the strong possibility that they might be subjected to rat bites.
He pointed to intelligence reports that show Russian agents, possibly colluding with Republicans, transporting and then releasing rats that had been smuggled into his district in animal containers.
Many Italian restaurants in Nad’s District. And he eats at each one. Twice a day.
“Juanita Broderick accuses Kavanaugh.....” ok I’ll stop
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