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Hillary Says Allegations Against Bill Were Different [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Oct 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/13/2018 12:02:30 AM PDT by John Semmens

In an interview with CNN's Christiane Amanpour former First Lady Hillary Clinton explained the difference between the sexual allegations made against her husband and those made against Donald Trump.

"First of all, Bill was thoroughly investigated," she reminded. "There was forensic evidence of his semen on Monica's dress. So it wasn't just a 'he said, she said' type of case. Second, at the time many women publicly stated that they would gladly service Bill out of gratitude for his support of abortion. Third, the media didn't make a big deal out of it. They realized he was doing a bang-up job as president and were willing to grant forgiveness for his peccadilloes."

"Contrast that with Trump's situation," she went on. "There is no forensic evidence, but there are plenty of clues that have yet to be investigated. On the Access Hollywood tape we have Trump bragging about grabbing women's private parts. In the Steele dossier there is a report of Trump paying prostitutes to urinate on a hotel bed. And Stormy Daniels says the two of them had consensual sex while Trump was married to Melania."

"When you get right down to it, Trump looks pretty wimpy compared to Bill," Hillary maintained. "Bill was daring. Bill wouldn't take 'no' for an answer. I think voters respected him for that and reelected him many times as governor of Arkansas and again as president. To me, that is as clear an exoneration as a person could expect in this country. I would've gotten a similar exoneration if voters hadn't been duped by Trump. Fortunately, I did get a consolation exoneration from the FBI."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/249284-2018-10-12-semi-news-semi-satire-october-14-2018-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: allegations; clinton; satire; sex; trump

1 posted on 10/13/2018 12:02:30 AM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 10/13/2018 12:04:01 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It may have been the first time in her life she said something that everyone agrees with. ;^)


3 posted on 10/13/2018 1:06:20 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
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To: John Semmens
His guilt equals innocence !??

Please .... someone wheel this poor woman off to an insane asylum.

4 posted on 10/13/2018 1:27:51 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: John Semmens

Better put some ice on that.


5 posted on 10/13/2018 1:51:09 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing")
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To: knarf

Arkham asylum.


6 posted on 10/13/2018 2:45:39 AM PDT by wally_bert (I will competently make sure the thing is done incompetently.)
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Cray-cray


7 posted on 10/13/2018 2:54:49 AM PDT by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: John Semmens

Yep...Kavanaugh DID NOT have to pay Ford $800,000.

With Kavanaugh, they WERE literally “allegations”, with Bill Clinton, there were credible witnesses, and DNA evidence.


8 posted on 10/13/2018 3:23:46 AM PDT by FrankR (You gotta stand for something, or you'll fall for anything!)
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Hillaryous (Rotten Criminal) BUMP


9 posted on 10/13/2018 4:30:36 AM PDT by PGalt
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Well she is not wrong. The accusation against Bill were true, something that cannot be said about the accusation against Judge K


10 posted on 10/13/2018 7:54:20 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (They would have to abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
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