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Dems Vow to Punish Opponents of their Warped Ideology [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Nov 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/04/2018 10:36:40 AM PST by John Semmens

In what she hopes will be a clinching argument for voters to give Democrats the majority needed to control Congress, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif) vowed that “strengthening penalties against those who oppose the LGBT agenda will be a top priority.”

“Our society is stained by continued resistance to the rights of the LGBT community,” Pelosi complained. “We see religious adoption agencies insisting on placing children in homes with both a mother and a father. We see schools that bar boys who see themselves as girls from using the girls locker room. We see small businesses trying to get away with coverage that will pay for a double mastectomy in the case of cancer, but not when a woman wishes to transition to male. These egregious examples of oppression must stop. And I will be leading the fight to compel uniform obedience to the precepts of the LGBT movement.”

Meanwhile, fellow Californian harridan and projected Chairwoman of the House Financial Services Committee in a Democrat-controlled Congress, Rep. Maxine Waters promised “to use every power at my command to pillage the businesses that have been pillaging America. The last two years have demonstrated the evil intentions of the Republicans and their corporate henchmen. I’m telling these folks that payback is going to be a bitch.”

“Republicans would have you believe that the 50-year low in unemployment just reported for October is somehow great for America,” Waters chided. “It’s not. Pushing people into jobs they’d rather not have is slavery. Lives have been overturned as families that used to be able to stay home together and enjoy the good things of life are now splintered as one or more of their members has been dragooned into the workforce. For every regulation Trump repealed we will enact two more. Those tax cuts Trump got passed to cripple government spending will be replaced by 200% tax hikes to make up for the revenues lost. After the Blue Wave sweeps across the country on November 6 all of the bad stuff will be undone and the golden era of the Obama years will be restored.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/11/03/experts-say-gop-ad-featuring-cop-killer-unfair/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: lgbt; pelosi; satire; waters

1 posted on 11/04/2018 10:36:40 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Sounds like they’d love to have some re-education camps.


2 posted on 11/04/2018 10:40:01 AM PST by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: John Semmens

Maxine said she’ll destroy businesses ,that’s not semi-satire


3 posted on 11/04/2018 10:48:31 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: butlerweave

All the Left needs is some highly recognizable symbol they can force us Deplorables to wear and paint on our businesses....


4 posted on 11/04/2018 10:50:50 AM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: John Semmens

Sadly, this is too close to the truth to be funny. Look at the conservative purge on Twitter, FB and any leftist controlled platform. It’s horrific.


5 posted on 11/04/2018 11:39:56 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: butlerweave

Both will learn what “I’ve got a pen and a phone.” means.


6 posted on 11/04/2018 1:15:30 PM PST by kaktuskid
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