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Dem Demands 100% Renewable Energy by 2030 [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Nov 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/19/2018 9:17:26 AM PST by John Semmens

Impatient to make her mark on US policy, newly elected Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is demanding a Party commitment to 100% renewable energy by 2030 as the “price” for her support of Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) as House Speaker.

Apprised that 100% renewable energy would likely price most consumers out of the market, Ocasio-Cortez trotted out her personal catchphrase of “just pay for it” in response. “The government can print as much money as is needed. There’s no reason why cost should any longer be a barrier to the implementation of the policies and programs required to create the workers’ paradise promised by Karl Marx.”

Ocasio-Cortez hastened to reassure her followers that “my pledge to vote for Pelosi as Speaker is just a temporary expedient. Like all members of the patrician class she will be liquidated when the time is right. Why not let her enjoy a ‘last hurrah’ before we put her head in the noose?”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/11/17/dems-in-georgia-weigh-election-do-over/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; energy; leftists; satire

1 posted on 11/19/2018 9:17:26 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

So write a gummint check n’ git’cher’ apartment, ditz !


2 posted on 11/19/2018 9:32:08 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true; I have no proof .... but they're true.)
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To: John Semmens

Old joke: hold out both hands. Put 100% renewable energy in one hand and crap in the other, see which one fills up first.


3 posted on 11/19/2018 9:32:18 AM PST by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
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To: John Semmens

Serious question. Suppose this happens. The year is 2035. Our economy crashes due to socialist policies (see Venezuela). What do we do?


4 posted on 11/19/2018 9:34:23 AM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: nuke_road_warrior

The 100% “renewable energy”, because it comes from highly unreliable sources, is a sure ticket to assure that what power is produced will be far less than the flow that will meet the needs of a modern industrial civilization. Not only that, it shall have to be rationed, and the cost of production shall be far greater than the utilities will be allowed to charge the individual consumer.

Which means, it will have to be heavily subsidized, and only certain parties may receive priority in delivery of that energy.

And when there ain’t no more, there ain’t no more.


5 posted on 11/19/2018 9:54:25 AM PST by alloysteel (To try and fail, that is glorious. To never try at all, that is ignominy, far worse than failure.)
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To: John Semmens

Someone needs to give her a 51-50 test before she gets in real trouble.


6 posted on 11/19/2018 10:13:49 AM PST by ridesthemiles
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; 2ndDivisionVet; azishot; ...

Meh ping


7 posted on 11/19/2018 10:41:44 AM PST by bitt ("Let justice be done though the heavens fall".)
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To: alloysteel

Wow, what a great description.
When did you visit Moscow?


8 posted on 11/19/2018 10:49:05 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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