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Black Caucus Demands Course Correction for U.S. [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Jan 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/12/2019 1:09:11 PM PST by John Semmens

Rep. Karen Bass (D-Calif), chairperson of the 55-member Congressional Black Caucus (CBC), the most numerous in our nation’s history, has set the Caucus’ sights on “reversing the trauma inflicted on people of color by the Trump Administration over the past two years. We will use our tremendous power and influence to undo Trump’s evil plan to force millions of voters off of welfare and into the labor economy.”

“The notion that a job is the answer to curing poverty and improving one’s life is a myth,” Bass contended. “Curing poverty has been the task of government since the 1960s’ Great Society initiative of President Johnson. The programs begun then have liberated millions from the drudgery of wage slavery. The policies of Trump leading to more jobs than job applicants allow Republicans to exert cruel mental pressure on those who have come to rely on government generosity for a more relaxing lifestyle.”

Bass claimed that “the 2018 elections that returned Democrats to a majority in the House were a mandate from voters against the social injustice of attempting to dismantle of a way of life that has spanned generations of our people. The Caucus is united in our determination to take any action needed to thwart Trump’s heartless plan.”

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) praised the CBC’s “commitment to re-liberate those that Trump’s policies have driven into the workforce” and promised “to do everything in my power to see that the aims of this noble collection of legislators are fulfilled,” and boasted of “the shock and awe that will be unleashed against the enemies of progressive change now that the gavel is back in my hands.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/01/12/black-caucus-demands-course-correction-for-u-s/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; jobs; leisure; liberation; satire; slavery; welfare

1 posted on 01/12/2019 1:09:11 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“We will use our tremendous power and influence to undo Trump’s evil plan to force millions of voters off of welfare and into the labor economy.”

Forcing millions into the labor economy. Bingo! Therein lies the problem as they see it. The Rat Plantation defined by the Plantation Masters.


2 posted on 01/12/2019 1:13:35 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: John Semmens

Where’s the satire? Ain’t that how it is?


3 posted on 01/12/2019 1:14:50 PM PST by dsc (Our system of government cannot survive one-party control of communications.)
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To: John Semmens

Sorry, I didn’t see the semi-satire. Still believable.


4 posted on 01/12/2019 1:20:20 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: John Semmens

Dip dip dip dip dip dip..get a job.


5 posted on 01/12/2019 1:23:19 PM PST by Leep (Leftist are neither liberal or democratic. Neither are they pro American.)
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To: John Semmens

The Black Caucus demand fellow blacks to get back on the plantation. Why isn’t this considered a terrorist racist caucus?


6 posted on 01/12/2019 1:38:05 PM PST by IC Ken (Stop making stupid people famous)
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To: Leep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbGthv-dJp4


7 posted on 01/12/2019 1:38:40 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: John Semmens

Didn’t Lincoln buy land in Africa so the slaves could go home and is the land still available


8 posted on 01/12/2019 1:42:13 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

” “The notion that a job is the answer to curing poverty and improving one’s life is a myth,” Bass contended. “Curing poverty has been the task of government since the 1960s’”

Every person that works will completely disagree. If you don’t work … you don’t eat! Like it or not, that’s how it truly is!

On last thing...………...NO-body rides for free!


9 posted on 01/12/2019 3:17:01 PM PST by EnglishOnly (eWFight all out to win OR get out now. .)
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To: dsc

32 percent black support for PT.


10 posted on 01/12/2019 3:41:07 PM PST by cowboyusa (America Cowboy Up)
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To: John Semmens

Is this REALLY satire????


11 posted on 01/12/2019 4:04:30 PM PST by LeonardFMason
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To: cowboyusa

“32 percent black support for PT.”

That’s encouraging. Guess my remarks only apply to the others.


12 posted on 01/12/2019 4:21:00 PM PST by dsc (Our system of government cannot survive one-party control of communications.)
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