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Bring Some Stinky Cheese and Don’t Forget the Crackers
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-20-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/20/2019 7:03:28 AM PST by NOBO2012

“As a candidate for president, I promised I would fix this crisis – and I intend to keep that promise one way the another.”

PDJT offered an end to the government shutdown, extended protections for Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program recipients for three years and a three-year extension of protections for Temporary Protected Status (TPS) holders in exchange for the partial border wall funding of $5.7 billion.

I would say that the ball is in the Democrats court but for the fact they batted it down before it was even  officially lobbed over the net.

Win the set, lose the match

Democrats, however, quickly rejected the deal, with Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer of New York emphasizing  that Trump’s offering some protections for DACA and TPS recipients "in exchange for the wall is not a compromise but more hostage taking.”

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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi further described Trump’s proposal as a “non-starter” in a statement released shortly before his nationally-televised speech, insisting that the deal could not pass the House of Representative.

So I take this opportunity, on National Cheese Lovers Day, to ask the key players this: if you were a cheese, what kind of cheese would you be? We already know what kind PDJT will be:

But what about Chuck and Nancy? Perhaps a nice oozy, stinking variety…

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or maybe a goaty one:

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And speaking of cheese, I also have another PSA: don’t forget that tonight presents a spectacular lunar event. The Super Blood Wolf Moon, an astronomical trifecta - the sun, moon and Earth will align on Sunday for the year's first - and only - total lunar eclipse. And to make things even better the moon, as we all know, is made of bleu cheese! So technically it’s a Super Blood Wolf Blue Moon. Don’t miss it, and don’t forget the crackers.

“Everyone knows the moon’s made of Bleu Cheese”

You can watch the entire Wallace and Gromit moon adventure, A Grand Day Out, here. 

But I digress: since the Democrats apparently don’t want to play any game with VSGPDJT it looks like he will be forced to keep his promise by “another” way. I don’t think the Dems are going to like it when the other side plays by their rules and adopts the “by any means necessary” offense.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: daca; pelosi; schumer; trump
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To: NOBO2012

Christ, Stinky Cheese is the worst.. that and black licorice.

Anything else I’ll eat.


21 posted on 01/21/2019 8:03:26 AM PST by CharleysPride (Peace, Freedom and Prosperity. Thank you, President Trump.)
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To: Mollypitcher1

Maytag had the rights to Hoover vacuums in the UK for a number of years. They ran a promotion for vacuum sweeper buyers that included a drawing for one couple’s free week in a Paris hotel.

The promo was so poorly written that a judge ruled that everyone who bought a new Hoover was due a free week in Paris.

I was a vendor for Maytag for many years.
When natural gas got expensive or was curtailed, Maytag switched to residual oil to make steam at the plant. I delivered the oil in tank cars.

I remember getting a call from the buyer that went, “...remember that oil we bought from you? Would you be interested in buying it back?

The plant closed a few months later—the brand name bought by Whirlpool.


22 posted on 01/21/2019 8:04:02 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: Mollypitcher1

A friend once tried to smuggle unpasteurized brie on an airplane and it seeped through the wrappers. It won’t be stopped.


23 posted on 01/21/2019 8:06:31 AM PST by firebrand
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

You should write a book! You REALLY should. The Rise and Fall of an American Icon.....or something like that.


24 posted on 01/21/2019 12:27:29 PM PST by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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To: firebrand

You made me laugh! I smuggled some French cheese back to America for my mother. I declared everything EXCEPT the cheese and when the officer checked my list he looked me in the eye and sniffed the air, saying, “Is that all?” I looked straight back and told the biggest lie of my life. I said, “Yes, that is all.” He hesitated a moment, then grinned a sly grin and waved me through. He must have liked bleu cheese too.


25 posted on 01/21/2019 12:33:02 PM PST by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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To: NOBO2012

26 posted on 01/21/2019 12:37:15 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Mollypitcher1

Look up Maytag on Wikipedia.
The Hoover story is listed, along with the “Neptune” disaster.


27 posted on 01/21/2019 2:40:43 PM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: Mollypitcher1

That is great that he made a harmless exception to the rules. Cops do that all the time, and it isn’t just that they’re avoiding the paperwork. Good story. Shows that people do it a lot.


28 posted on 01/21/2019 3:26:18 PM PST by firebrand
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To: firebrand

That was many years ago. I doubt I could get away with it now. He did give me a co-conspirator smile and I’ll never forget his snif-snif over my carryon bag.


29 posted on 01/21/2019 4:37:31 PM PST by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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