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Kamela Harass Campaign Abused Male Camel's Hump at Camel Festival in India
Free Republic ^ | 2/10/2019 | PoconoPundit

Posted on 02/10/2019 11:04:55 AM PST by poconopundit

Today, fake officials filed a formal complaint against the Presidential campaign of Kamela Harris.  The fake charges and details of the case follow:

  • The 2020 Harris Presidential Campaign for POTUS hired illegal aliens to dye and trim the hairs of a camel to create a likeness of Kamela Harris on the male camel's hump.

  • A regular tourist of the festival said, "I'm very disappointed.  Their political stunt cheapened a beautiful festival honoring one of the great animals of the Earth."

  • The owner of the abused camel translated the camel's complaint as follows:

    "In America, I hear Kamela Harass gives illegal aliens, caravan invaders, and MS-13 gangsters food stamps and open borders.  She says she honors Daughters, Mothers, and Grandmothers.  However Harass apparently enjoys abusing MALES, especially male camels like me."

    "I was deeply embarassed. The other male camels at the Festival proudly wore heroic, cultural and religious images on their humps.  But since a female portrait was put on my hump, the other male camels started taunting me and calling me a sissy.  They violated my GENDER by saying I looked like a FEMALE, TRANS, and many other genders in the San Francisco Municipal Dictionary of Genders."

    "I expect Kamela Harass to not only pay me damages (ten 10 bales of hay), but also to cover therapist fees to straighten out my HARASS (Hump Abuse Recovery And Snowflake Syndrome) issues."

  • The Mueller Investigation, Judicial Watch, and the AOC (American Owners of Camels) were notified to investigate for collusion to unduly influence the huge block of camel-owning American voters in the U.S. 2020 election for POTUS.

  • What's more, the expense of $16 paid to the illegal artists to dye the camel's hide was not properly reported to the Federal Elections Commission.

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CAUTION: For those reading this story who do not have a sense of humor, please note: this story is 100% FAKE NEWS.  However, in an alternate universe, it is absolutely true :- )

Forget the Fake News and enjoy the pics from this very cool Pushkar Festival in northwest India.

I learned a lot of things about camels as I gathered the pics.  It's the first time I've seen pictures of camels up close.  Fascinating animal!  Enjoy!











TOPICS: Humor; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: camels; india; kamalaharris; satire

1 posted on 02/10/2019 11:04:55 AM PST by poconopundit
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To: V K Lee; Liz; HarleyLady27; GOPJ; DoughtyOne; rlmorel; Jane Long; Albion Wilde

Do you think I can get a job at CNN?


2 posted on 02/10/2019 11:06:38 AM PST by poconopundit
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To: poconopundit

Kamala Harris is the new smartest woman in the world.


3 posted on 02/10/2019 11:08:38 AM PST by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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To: poconopundit

Fascinating and best seen over the internet......


4 posted on 02/10/2019 11:09:08 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

Harris was born with THREE nationalities.

Not a natural born citizen.

Natural born citizens are NATURALLY citizens because they have only ONE nationality.


5 posted on 02/10/2019 11:10:25 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: poconopundit
Anybody break a "toe ". 🐫💨💩
6 posted on 02/10/2019 11:19:03 AM PST by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: poconopundit
Commercial Photography
7 posted on 02/10/2019 11:22:52 AM PST by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: poconopundit

8 posted on 02/10/2019 11:25:05 AM PST by Albion Wilde ("Great nations do not fight endless wars." --Donald J. Trump, State of the Union speech 2019)
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To: Bon mots; raccoonradio
Howie Carr has been referring to her as 'Horizontal Harris'. A nod to how she got to where she is today... ;-)
10 posted on 02/10/2019 11:37:16 AM PST by nutmeg (democRATs: The party of Infanticide, Open Borders, Crime, High Taxes and "Free" Sh*t)
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To: Albion Wilde
TRUMP DAY!

LOLOL!!! LOVE it! ;-D

11 posted on 02/10/2019 11:38:32 AM PST by nutmeg (democRATs: The party of Infanticide, Open Borders, Crime, High Taxes and "Free" Sh*t)
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To: poconopundit

Why, in HEAVEN’s Name would you want to work at CNN?
I’m Aghast!

The same activity, done here in the states, would be immediately made illegal and punishment applied.

The talk of an alluring female who prefers life on her terms brought to mind this movie.
To be blunt, it was really the Middle East customs and culture which jarred the memory.

THE SHELTERING SKY (1990)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100594/

TRAILER ON YOU TUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtPjs6kMg-4


12 posted on 02/10/2019 11:43:50 AM PST by V K Lee ("VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS IS JUDGMENT FOR THE WICKED")
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To: poconopundit

They could have shaved the camel’s ass and achieved a nearly exact likeness.....


13 posted on 02/10/2019 11:50:00 AM PST by PGR88
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To: V K Lee

Just joking about CNN, he he. I meant the Fake News.


14 posted on 02/10/2019 12:20:48 PM PST by poconopundit
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To: Steely Tom
Kamala Harris is the new smartest woman in the world.

Uh huh; and Kamala Harass is a transgender dysphoric woman thing.

I wonder if Willie Brown knew he was having sex with a man. I wonder if it would have bothered him if he did know.

15 posted on 02/10/2019 1:05:23 PM PST by Boomer ( Leftism is toxic poison to a free society.)
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To: poconopundit

Take Occasional Kleenex to remove image.


16 posted on 02/10/2019 2:04:33 PM PST by 353FMG
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To: rktman

Saw what you did there. Huge fan!


17 posted on 02/10/2019 3:10:07 PM PST by MikelTackNailer (Can't talk right now. LOL)
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To: poconopundit
I found this one adorable!


Well; not the blue girl.

18 posted on 09/06/2019 5:22:09 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Yeah, I was first focused on doing a meme on Kamala, but the camel pictures I saw where really great!


19 posted on 09/06/2019 6:21:00 PM PDT by poconopundit (Will Kamel Harass pay reparations? Her ancestors were black Slave Owners in Jamaica.)
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