Posted on 02/23/2019 9:15:22 AM PST by Sir Napsalot
New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has finally revealed her grand scheme to regulate cow farts.
The part of her Green new Deal that was ridiculed the most has now been explained by the 29-year-old.
But the thing is, the idea and the reasoning behind it is still ridiculous.
The explanation was made on the premiere of Showtimes Desus & Mero, The New York Post reported.
And so its not to say you get rid of agriculture, its not to say were gonna force everybody to go vegan or anything crazy like that, Ocasio-Cortez said.But its to say, Listen, we gotta address factory farming. Maybe we shouldnt be eating a hamburger for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Like, lets keep it real, she said.
But we have to take a look at everything, she said. and what we need to realize about climate change is about every choice that we make in our lives, you know?
(snip)
She also defended her tax idea for the ultra rich that would tax them 70 percent for income above $10 million.
It really comes down to the question of, Isnt $10 million enough? Like, when does it stop? ocasio-Cortez said.
(Excerpt) Read more at thefederalistpapers.org ...
Got news for you, chick. You ain’t forcing me to do s*t.
She thinks she is the enlightened one who should regulate "every choice that we make in our lives."
Good thing we killed those 30-40 million buffalo wandering aimlessly across the North American plains in 1491.
By putting her head up their butts would be a great start!!!
i think the biggest change in their plan is that they’ve changed “cow farts” to “bovine flatulence” because it sounds so much more dignified ...
btw, a skit for “The FREEPER Show” comes to mind where a bunch of cows are chewing their cud and swishing their tails, overlaid with farting sounds and the cows making typical fart joke comments (in a cow-mooing version of the Mr. Ed voice) to each other about their farting ...
then the camera pulls back and an AOC/Roseanne Roseannadanna lookalike asks if those cows are being fed beans and then comments about how the video proves that cow farts have to be outlawed because they are so gross ...
“Like, who eats hamburger for breakfast, lunch, and like, dinner?”
Ronald McDonald?
“Nothing like beef!”
Safeway has boneless Chuck on sale here this week for $3.87/lb. Gonna get them to burger grind 20 pounds and package in 2 lb freezer packs to restock, plus a few more lbs to brown and braise a few hours in red wine, garlic, onion, tarragon, thyme, salt and pepper ... YUM!
“I’ll bet the senior executives at Amazon drink a toast to themselves every night and say: “Man, did we dodge a bullet when we pulled out of that New York City deal.””
indeed ... that same thought occurred to me as well ...
“Isn’t that 75 years of being alive enough?”
Yep! Then, "Isn't that 9 months of gestation enough?
Arrrggghhhhh
REALLY REALLY don’t need that visual...
Just saying.
My job, when I was a kid, was to feed the cows in the evening. Never heard a single cow fart.
Before the evil Europeans came to America, their were millions of buffalo roaming the plains.
What time is dinner?? LOL!
This is the beauty of representative government -- even the morons are represented.
Moronica For Morons!
Yeah, you could add my mother-in-law to the list. She's a walking brown cloud.
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