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Ocasio-Cortez Finally Explains Her Plan To Regulate Cow Farts
The Federalist - Opinion ^
| 2-22-2019
| Carmine Sabia
Posted on 02/23/2019 9:15:22 AM PST by Sir Napsalot
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To: Sir Napsalot
Got news for you, chick. You ain’t forcing me to do s*t.
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:06:51 PM PST
by
Fast Moving Angel
(It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
To: Sir Napsalot
In her short time in DC she is making so powerful enemies in her own state. Seen in Times Square:
To: Sir Napsalot
"about every choice that we make in our lives, you know"She thinks she is the enlightened one who should regulate "every choice that we make in our lives."
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:47:35 PM PST
by
UnwashedPeasant
(Trump is fixing the world's problems just to distract us from Russia.)
To: Bob434
Good thing we killed those 30-40 million buffalo wandering aimlessly across the North American plains in 1491.
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posted on
02/23/2019 12:58:28 PM PST
by
Robert A Cook PE
(The democrats' national goal: One world social-communism under one world religion: Atheistic Islam.)
To: Sir Napsalot
By putting her head up their butts would be a great start!!!
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posted on
02/23/2019 1:32:23 PM PST
by
HarleyLady27
( "The Force Awakens!!!"...Trump and Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
To: Sir Napsalot
i think the biggest change in their plan is that they’ve changed “cow farts” to “bovine flatulence” because it sounds so much more dignified ...
btw, a skit for “The FREEPER Show” comes to mind where a bunch of cows are chewing their cud and swishing their tails, overlaid with farting sounds and the cows making typical fart joke comments (in a cow-mooing version of the Mr. Ed voice) to each other about their farting ...
then the camera pulls back and an AOC/Roseanne Roseannadanna lookalike asks if those cows are being fed beans and then comments about how the video proves that cow farts have to be outlawed because they are so gross ...
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posted on
02/23/2019 1:42:14 PM PST
by
catnipman
((Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!))
To: chief lee runamok
“Like, who eats hamburger for breakfast, lunch, and like, dinner?”
Ronald McDonald?
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posted on
02/23/2019 1:44:09 PM PST
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catnipman
((Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!))
To: chief lee runamok
Like, I'm curious. Like, who eats hamburger for breakfast, lunch, and like, dinner?
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posted on
02/23/2019 1:46:40 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: KosmicKitty
“Nothing like beef!”
Safeway has boneless Chuck on sale here this week for $3.87/lb. Gonna get them to burger grind 20 pounds and package in 2 lb freezer packs to restock, plus a few more lbs to brown and braise a few hours in red wine, garlic, onion, tarragon, thyme, salt and pepper ... YUM!
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posted on
02/23/2019 1:50:45 PM PST
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catnipman
((Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!))
To: Alberta's Child
“I’ll bet the senior executives at Amazon drink a toast to themselves every night and say: “Man, did we dodge a bullet when we pulled out of that New York City deal.””
indeed ... that same thought occurred to me as well ...
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posted on
02/23/2019 2:01:17 PM PST
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catnipman
((Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!))
To: ProtectOurFreedom
“Isn’t that 75 years of being alive enough?”
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posted on
02/23/2019 2:02:47 PM PST
by
gdzla
(Tyrannis Seditio, Obsequium Deo)
To: gdzla
“Isn’t that 75 years of being alive enough?” Yep! Then, "Isn't that 9 months of gestation enough?
To: Dick Bachert
Arrrggghhhhh…
REALLY REALLY don’t need that visual...
Just saying.
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posted on
02/23/2019 2:52:54 PM PST
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
To: Sir Napsalot
My job, when I was a kid, was to feed the cows in the evening. Never heard a single cow fart.
Before the evil Europeans came to America, their were millions of buffalo roaming the plains.
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posted on
02/23/2019 5:38:05 PM PST
by
odawg
To: catnipman
What time is dinner?? LOL!
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posted on
02/24/2019 4:22:12 AM PST
by
KosmicKitty
(Opportunities multiply as they are seized.)
To: Sir Napsalot
The more she talks, the more people realize how unattached to real world these Democrat freshman Congresscritters are. This is the beauty of representative government -- even the morons are represented.
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posted on
02/24/2019 8:39:08 AM PST
by
immadashell
(Save Innocent Lives - ban gun free zones)
To: immadashell
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posted on
02/24/2019 8:40:13 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Bob434
why just cows? Yeah, you could add my mother-in-law to the list. She's a walking brown cloud.
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posted on
02/24/2019 8:47:05 AM PST
by
immadashell
(Save Innocent Lives - ban gun free zones)
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