Posted on 03/04/2019 10:10:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix
John Hickenlooper announced his candidacy for President today to universal ennui. However, the one place that is not completely oblivious to his candidacy is the DUmmie FUnnies. We here wish to become the semi-official chronicler of Hickenlooper's exploits on the 2020 campaign trail from a humor perspective. In fact, when Hickenlooper campaigns in Florida, he has an open invitation to be interviewed by the DUmmie FUnnies. It could well be his only interview invitation in the Sunshine State.
Therefore let it be announced unto all the world that John Hickenlooper is now being endorsed (it could be his first endorsement) by the DUmmie FUnnies for Democrat party candidate for President. A reminder that this endorsement is only for the nomination and not for the general election. Therefore if you want (or even care) for the latest info on John Hickenlooper's doomed from the start campaign, the DUmmie FUnnies is the place to find it as well as to enjoy a hearty laugh.
I hope he sticks it out for a while, looking forward to “name plays.”
hiccup-loopie is a good start.
PING!
Well, at least one, iirc.
There are many like him, who are the “second tier” candidates?
The homosexual mayor of South Bend, Indiana, is another. He’s officially a declared candidate, but, hardly given any chance.
I think some of these presidential candidates, are really running for vice-president, hoping to write a book because of getting some publicity, hoping to become an MSNBC news contributor, or perhaps get a cabinet position in a Democrat presidential administration.
I think the governor of Washington announced, I forget his name? But he wanted a big issue to be global warming. What a shock that a Democrat wants to fight climate change.
sarcasm.
I am actively tracking 52 "notable" people (who have either announced or have stated that they are exploring the possibility of running. Almost all of them holding current political office. I would not be surprised if this got to 100 people by this time next year.
Is the DNC putting ads on granola bars and weed baggies to the effect that “you too can be a Democrat Presidential Candidate”?
Meanwhile, Kamala is running too, on the promise of legalized prostitution.
Still waiting for the third leg of the Democratic Triad, who will be someone from the entertainment industry.
You heard it here first - the Democratic Platform for 2020 will be SEX, DRUGS, and ROCK and ROLL!
lickenpooper who?
Try saying President hickenlooper 5 times.
Few notice, even fewer care.
Ahhh! You remember that? Maybe in this case he will "Wear the Beer."
Chickenpooper or Chickenchoker are my favs.
Chickenpooper attended the Bildibudrger meeting this year so he has a free ticket to DC.
So far, I would say all of them.
I never ever really believed that Paul wanted to do anything to impede illegal immigration. Most libertarians that I know see nothing wrong with a completely porous borer. Libertarianism is usually very weak on the idea of national sovereignty.
A Dem field is a who’s who of who’s that..
“Chickenchoker”
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