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Dems' Bill Pushes Transgender Rights [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/16/2019 9:51:59 AM PDT by John Semmens

An amendment (HR 5, the Equality Act) to the Civil Rights Act of 1964 sponsored by 234 Democrats and two Republicans in the House of Representatives would compel schools to allow boys who claim to be girls to participate in girls' gym classes, play on girls' interscholastic athletic teams, and use the same locker rooms and showers. Religious schools would not be exempted from this new regulation. It would also require that biologically male criminals who claim to be women to be sent to women's prisons.

Rep. David Cicilline (D-RI) hailed the legislation as "the logical next step in our quest to make our laws match the social evolution taking place in society. It is up to each individual to determine his or her own identity. Our bill protects their freedom to make this determination and bars anyone from attempting to impede the exercise of this emerging civil right."

A merely repugnant aspect of this social evolution is the increasing incidence of biological males easily beating biological females in scholastic sports. A more dangerous aspect arises when men are sent to women's prisons. Women's Liberation Front spokeswoman Julia Beck warned that "male rapists will go to women's prisons."

Cicilline brushed off this concern saying that "many men are raped by men in men's prisons. Our bill will help level the playing field and spread the pain over a wider array of the prison population and, I think achieve a greater degree of equality among the incarcerated segment of our nation's population."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,358171.0.html


TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Politics; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: democrats; prisons; satire; transgender

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