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O'Rourke Touts "Budget Green New Deal" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 May 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/06/2019 10:42:24 AM PDT by John Semmens

Democratic presidential candidate, former Rep. Beto O'Rourke (Tex) sought to stake out a middle ground vs. more radical opponents by offering what he dubbed "a Budget Green New Deal" with a price tag of only $5 trillion vs. the $93 trillion over ten years cost estimate of the American Action Forum.

"The key to cost-effectively achieving the desired results is to focus on the minimal public sector outlays required to simply outlaw all fossil fuels and police the enforcement of this rule," O'Rourke explained. "Others have gone astray by trying to calculate the huge private sector costs in terms of lowered employment and lowered standards of living. In my view, these are not legitimate problems. They are features."

"Global warming was not a threat before fossil fuels took over our economy," he pointed out. "Consequently, the most expeditious path toward averting its catastrophic consequences is to simply reverse course. Folks were able to live meaningful lives without the polluting modern conveniences that we've become addicted to. Sure, walking rather than driving to work narrows the scope of employment opportunities, but it also means that buying local will be the only viable option for most people. This will help people to get to know their neighbors in a way reminiscent of bygone days."

Beto's proposal was assailed by rival presidential candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass) who pointed out that "in bygone days there was no public welfare program. Everyone was forced to support themselves or rely on the kindness of others. Today, government benefits provide for the needs of those unable or unwilling to work. The $88 trillion Beto proposes we could save under his program would deny this population's right to sustenance."

For his part, O'Rourke maintains that "the millions of newcomers crossing into our country from Mexico are used to working for a living. This will benefit many in unexpected ways. Many Americans who come home from a day at the office to face a plethora of household chores will be able to acquire one or more of these newcomers ready to perform these chores. New social bonds between master and servant will enrich lives currently wasted on idle entertainments like TV, video games, and joyriding. Life will be more earthy and fulfilling."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,360500.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Weather
KEYWORDS: democrats; fantasy; primitives; satire

1 posted on 05/06/2019 10:42:24 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

This guy is a such a farting waste of space.

Hey Beta, get Obozzo to stop gassing into our air with his inane yacking and there would be much less pollution !


2 posted on 05/06/2019 10:54:06 AM PDT by WashingtonFire (The charisma of Reagan + the vision of Jefferson + the patriotism of Washington = Trump)
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To: John Semmens

OMG!!!


3 posted on 05/06/2019 11:39:47 AM PDT by t4texas (If you can't run with the big dogs . . . STAY ON THE PORCH!)
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