News You Can’t Use: Sandwich Shaming

MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5--9-19 | MOTUS

[farming pharmer]

For me, mayo never is acceptable. Ditto for sour cream.

Mayo is great, Miracle Whip is even better with half the calories. Thbbft!

[Trailerpark Badass]

Yes, but that’s completely independent of the BLT question. Do you eat your BLTs dry? Mustard? Seriously, everyone puts mayo on BLTs, on white toast.

[Flaming Conservative]

Seriously, everyone puts mayo on BLTs, on white toast.

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That’s how we eat them, but if you’ve never had a blt sub, try one; they’re yummy. (You do have to order extra bacon, to make up for the extra bread.)

[a fool in paradise]

Ham and cheese or ham and mayo?
There’s your answer.

[jackibutterfly]

Oh, that is absolutely hilarious!!! :-)!!

[jackibutterfly]

"I knew a guy who was asked by the female hair stylist if he wanted a blow job. She meant if he wanted his wet hair blow dried. He never went back."

A GUY??? NEVER went back?? What's wrong with that dude??! Hahahahahaha!

[jackibutterfly]

"Do you put mayo on beef hamburgers? That would explain a lot"

Oh, yeah. And ketchup, too. Doesn't Burger King do that with their Whoppers? Yummm. Maybe not the mustard, but definitely mayo and ketchup, yes?

[jackibutterfly]

"In the 1950’s, we didn’t use lettuce and tomatoes. "

You guys should try just the lettuce and tomato; I'm serious. Put mayo on the toast, line with the tomato and lettuce, and dig in. It is REALLY good. Course, it has to be garden tomatoes, NOT the store bought. Try it - you won't be disappointed.

[jackibutterfly]

""....I want a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce....hold the chicken, bring me the toast....hold the chicken between your knees....""

Hold the chicken between your knees? Huh??

[teeman8r]

Tthanks.

[HotHunt]

It's obvious you haven't seen the movie.

The scene about the "Hold the Chicken" is one of the classic movie quotes by a true legend, Jack Nicholson.

Jack Nicholson's "Hold the Chicken" Quote from Five Easy Pieces

[HotHunt]

Jack Nicholson's Classic "Hold the Chicken" Scene in Five Easy Pieces

[jackibutterfly]

"It's obvious you haven't seen the movie."

Thanks. No, I hadn't - hadn't even heard of that movie; which is funny cuz I used to be a movie buff.

[Fiji Hill]

You guys should try just the lettuce and tomato; I'm serious. Put mayo on the toast, line with the tomato and lettuce, and dig in. It is REALLY good. Course, it has to be garden tomatoes, NOT the store bought.

I'm particular about tomatoes. I like to buy them at farmers' markets. I especially like Japanese tomatoes, which are more pink than red, and Roma tomatoes. Virtually all Roma tomatoes available in super markets are from Mexico and don't have much taste, but the home-grown ones that I buy are really delicious.

[Fiji Hill]

You put Mayo on a BLT, Mustard on a Hot Dog and Ketchup on a Hamburger as the good Lord intended.

Even when I was a kid, I didn't like mustard on hamburgers. Mustard is for meat products with robust flavors like hot dogs or German sausages. I would never put mayo on a bratwurst.