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News You Can’t Use: Sandwich Shaming
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5--9-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/21/2019 4:27:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Number two reason for not ordering a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato with Cheese:

Robert Wilson Barnes couldn't believe when he thought the letters on his wife's bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich with cheese actually read 'b***h'Sandwich Shaming

Number one reason: Cheese on a BLT? That’s just wrong.

I’m only surprised that it ran in the Daily Mail instead of the New York Times – the newspaper of record that specializes in abused women stories.

NOTE: I’m pretty sure this is fake news based on a fake Facebook story but then that could be said of approximately 75% of all stories run in all newspapers.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dailymail; fakenews; jimmyjohns
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To: MayflowerMadam
For me, mayo never is acceptable. Ditto for sour cream.

Mayo is great, Miracle Whip is even better with half the calories. Thbbft!
81 posted on 09/21/2019 11:09:20 AM PDT by farming pharmer
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To: a fool in paradise

Yes, but that’s completely independent of the BLT question. Do you eat your BLTs dry? Mustard? Seriously, everyone puts mayo on BLTs, on white toast.


82 posted on 09/21/2019 11:11:49 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (There should be a whole lot more going no than throwing bleach, said one w)
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To: Trailerpark Badass

Seriously, everyone puts mayo on BLTs, on white toast.


That’s how we eat them, but if you’ve never had a blt sub, try one; they’re yummy. (You do have to order extra bacon, to make up for the extra bread.)


83 posted on 09/21/2019 11:28:46 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: All

Ham and cheese or ham and mayo?
There’s your answer.


84 posted on 09/21/2019 11:29:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Oh, that is absolutely hilarious!!! :-)!!


85 posted on 09/21/2019 12:30:18 PM PDT by jackibutterfly (A vote for ANY Democrat, whether it be in a local, st or fed election, is a vote against America.)
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To: bgill
"I knew a guy who was asked by the female hair stylist if he wanted a blow job. She meant if he wanted his wet hair blow dried. He never went back."

A GUY??? NEVER went back?? What's wrong with that dude??! Hahahahahaha!

86 posted on 09/21/2019 12:34:45 PM PDT by jackibutterfly (A vote for ANY Democrat, whether it be in a local, st or fed election, is a vote against America.)
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To: a fool in paradise
"Do you put mayo on beef hamburgers? That would explain a lot"

Oh, yeah. And ketchup, too. Doesn't Burger King do that with their Whoppers? Yummm. Maybe not the mustard, but definitely mayo and ketchup, yes?

87 posted on 09/21/2019 12:38:09 PM PDT by jackibutterfly (A vote for ANY Democrat, whether it be in a local, st or fed election, is a vote against America.)
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To: Fiji Hill
"In the 1950’s, we didn’t use lettuce and tomatoes. "

You guys should try just the lettuce and tomato; I'm serious. Put mayo on the toast, line with the tomato and lettuce, and dig in. It is REALLY good. Course, it has to be garden tomatoes, NOT the store bought. Try it - you won't be disappointed.

88 posted on 09/21/2019 12:40:56 PM PDT by jackibutterfly (A vote for ANY Democrat, whether it be in a local, st or fed election, is a vote against America.)
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To: HotHunt
""....I want a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce....hold the chicken, bring me the toast....hold the chicken between your knees....""

Hold the chicken between your knees? Huh??

89 posted on 09/21/2019 12:44:58 PM PDT by jackibutterfly (A vote for ANY Democrat, whether it be in a local, st or fed election, is a vote against America.)
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To: HotHunt

Tthanks.


90 posted on 09/21/2019 12:50:50 PM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: jackibutterfly
It's obvious you haven't seen the movie.

The scene about the "Hold the Chicken" is one of the classic movie quotes by a true legend, Jack Nicholson.

Jack Nicholson's "Hold the Chicken" Quote from Five Easy Pieces

91 posted on 09/21/2019 1:21:54 PM PDT by HotHunt (Been there. Done that.)
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To: teeman8r
Jack Nicholson's Classic "Hold the Chicken" Scene in Five Easy Pieces
92 posted on 09/21/2019 1:26:12 PM PDT by HotHunt (Been there. Done that.)
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To: HotHunt
"It's obvious you haven't seen the movie."

Thanks. No, I hadn't - hadn't even heard of that movie; which is funny cuz I used to be a movie buff.

93 posted on 09/21/2019 1:53:12 PM PDT by jackibutterfly (A vote for ANY Democrat, whether it be in a local, st or fed election, is a vote against America.)
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To: jackibutterfly
You guys should try just the lettuce and tomato; I'm serious. Put mayo on the toast, line with the tomato and lettuce, and dig in. It is REALLY good. Course, it has to be garden tomatoes, NOT the store bought.

I'm particular about tomatoes. I like to buy them at farmers' markets. I especially like Japanese tomatoes, which are more pink than red, and Roma tomatoes. Virtually all Roma tomatoes available in super markets are from Mexico and don't have much taste, but the home-grown ones that I buy are really delicious.

94 posted on 09/21/2019 2:39:00 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Kickass Conservative
You put Mayo on a BLT, Mustard on a Hot Dog and Ketchup on a Hamburger as the good Lord intended.

Even when I was a kid, I didn't like mustard on hamburgers. Mustard is for meat products with robust flavors like hot dogs or German sausages. I would never put mayo on a bratwurst.

95 posted on 09/21/2019 2:41:56 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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