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News You Canít Use: Sandwich Shaming
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5--9-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/21/2019 4:27:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Number two reason for not ordering a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato with Cheese:

Robert Wilson Barnes couldn't believe when he thought the letters on his wife's bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich with cheese actually read 'b***h'Sandwich Shaming

Number one reason: Cheese on a BLT? That’s just wrong.

I’m only surprised that it ran in the Daily Mail instead of the New York Times – the newspaper of record that specializes in abused women stories.

NOTE: I’m pretty sure this is fake news based on a fake Facebook story but then that could be said of approximately 75% of all stories run in all newspapers.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dailymail; fakenews; jimmyjohns
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1 posted on 09/21/2019 4:27:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Gonna have to start a whole new category of articles for “South Carolina Man”.


2 posted on 09/21/2019 4:31:59 AM PDT by moovova
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To: NOBO2012
I work for an insurance defense investigative firm. Our company purchased an investigative case management system which we tailored with the developer to serve our internal needs.

Somehow, little thought or oversight was given to the project and our field updates now come in from the investigators and are placed in "Field Update Claims" status.

Once the investigator's manager reviews them and proofs them, they are placed into a "Field Update Case Management Edit" status, and once they are passed along to the client they are placed into a "Field Update Client Update" status.

By the time the system was fully adopted and implemented, it was too late for any changes when I pointed out that our status would be cryptically abbreviated to: FUC, FUCME and FUCU

3 posted on 09/21/2019 4:35:22 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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As a cheese-o-phobe who is constantly getting cheese on a sandwich despite clearly and distinctly requesting NO cheese, I frequently mutter "son of a bltch" after discovering the vile stuff was added anyway.

Putting it on a BLT is bad form, I don't care who you are.

4 posted on 09/21/2019 4:37:34 AM PDT by niteowl77
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To: NOBO2012

I once dated a gal that would ask the bartender for a “slow screw”.


5 posted on 09/21/2019 4:38:15 AM PDT by 21twelve (!)
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To: 21twelve
I once dated a gal that would ask the bartender for a “slow screw”.

And?

6 posted on 09/21/2019 4:40:50 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: NOBO2012

I think a nice slice of Havarti would be good on a BLT. Each to his own I say. Don’t like it, don’t do it...


7 posted on 09/21/2019 4:43:04 AM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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To: 21twelve

well, that narrows it down to every college girl on the east coast between 1985 and 2006.


8 posted on 09/21/2019 4:43:44 AM PDT by dangus
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To: jeffc

Fresh mozzarella


9 posted on 09/21/2019 4:53:51 AM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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To: 21twelve

A sloe vodka fizz


10 posted on 09/21/2019 4:57:22 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: NOBO2012

Enjoy while you can in all and every permutation. My body can no longer tolerate cheese


11 posted on 09/21/2019 4:59:19 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Cheese is acceptable. Mayonnaise on a BLT is is not.

Who puts mayo on bacon???


12 posted on 09/21/2019 5:01:29 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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Now they just order White Claw


13 posted on 09/21/2019 5:03:11 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: NOBO2012

Reason #3: tomatoes have no place on a sandwich. There is nothing more unappetizing than soggy bread.


14 posted on 09/21/2019 5:08:05 AM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: niteowl77; Gamecock; SaveFerris

15 posted on 09/21/2019 5:09:13 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Joe 6-pack

O.M.G.

ROTFLMAO!


16 posted on 09/21/2019 5:10:57 AM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard sees)
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To: 21twelve
I used to tend bar the drink is actually a sloe comfortable screw.

INGREDIENTS
1 OZ VODKA
1 OZ SLOE GIN
1 OZ SOUTHERN COMFORT
FRESH ORANGE JUICE, TO TOP
ORANGE WEDGE (FOR GARNISH)

17 posted on 09/21/2019 5:13:23 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Everyone who eats a BLT. Who DOESN’T put mayo on a BLT?


18 posted on 09/21/2019 5:14:47 AM PDT by madison10
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...or a slow comfortable screw (if you use Southern Comfort)...


19 posted on 09/21/2019 5:20:02 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.com)
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To: madison10

I’ll have the BLT on white toast. Hold the Bacon. Hold the Lettuce. Hold the Tomato...

Easy rider I think...


20 posted on 09/21/2019 5:20:45 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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