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Gore Advises Dems to Run on "Green New Deal" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Dec 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/14/2019 6:09:05 PM PST by John Semmens

Former Vice-President and self-anointed environmental expert Al Gore urged that "any Democrat who wants to be elected president in 2020 must come out strongly in favor of the 'Green New Deal.' With less than 12 years to go before the planet burns up due to global climate change we need a leader who will save us from catastrophe."

"The Republican stance of freely allowing individuals to ignore the potential consequences of their climate wrecking behaviors has to be stopped," Gore insisted. "We need a government that has the strength of character to crack down on the irresponsible uses of freedom that undermine the collective well being of humanity. Only directives from the government are powerful enough to whip everyone onto line in time to avert disaster."

Thus far, former Vice-President Joe Biden, Sen. Bernie Sanders (Vt), Sen. Elizabeth Warren (Mass), and Mayor Pete Buttigieg (South Bend, Indiana) have endorsed a Green New Deal dictatorship aimed at preventing future climate change.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; globalwarminghoax; greennewdeal; gretathunberg; regimentation; satire; scoldilocks; socialism

1 posted on 12/14/2019 6:09:05 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I realize that this is satire; but why would anyone believe Al Gore on anything?

(I’ve always been especially fond of ‘the Earth is upside down!’ - scroll to almost the bottom :-)

2 posted on 12/14/2019 6:36:29 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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