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Gov. Abbott: Texans Can Get a Haircut on Friday! Yee-hah!
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 05/05/2020 3:12:26 PM PDT by EyesOfTX

Yeeee-hah!!!! – In a press conference held Tuesday afternoon, Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced that a raft of additional businesses are fixin’ to be allowed to reopen on Friday, May 8. Those businesses include barbers, hair salons, cosmetologists and tanning salons. He also announced that gyms will be able to reopen on May 18, albeit at 25% capacity.

Excerpt from a report at the Texas Tribune website:

The businesses will be required to follow certain rules as the state continues to grapple with the coronavirus. Hairstylists will be able to work with only one customer at a time. People waiting in barber shops will have to maintain 6-foot separation or wait outside.

Meanwhile, gyms will be required to operate at a maximum of 25% of capacity. Showers and locker rooms will be closed, and equipment must be disinfected after each use.

Abbott acknowledged people may want to see another type of business reopen — bars — but said the state is still figuring out how they can do so safely and did not offer a timetable.

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Finally, I’ll be able to go get my shaggy head trimmed up!

Of note, Governor Abbott’s announcement comes one day after Virginia Governor Ralph KKK Northam extended his own lockdown order through May 16. It also comes as Democrat governors in California, Michigan and Oregon, and Republicans in Alabama and Ohio are finding themselves under increasing pressure to relent on their own draconian orders.

In California, a city councilman has personally sued Gov. Newsom over his idiotic beach-closing order:

Newport Beach City Councilman Kevin Muldoon personally sued Gov. Gavin Newsom in federal court Monday over Newsom’s beach closures targeting Orange County.

Muldoon, a vocal proponent of lifting the weeks-long lockdown imposed to stem the coronavirus pandemic, filed the suit on his own behalf and was footing his own legal costs, he said. He called Newsom’s directive, handed down Thursday and put into effect the next day, unconstitutional.

Newsom’s order applies only toOrange County. A reopening date is unclear.

“Defendants have shown by their actions a willingness to ignore and to violate the fundamental civil rights of California residents,” the lawsuit reads. “Their actions … are persistent and capable of repetition unless they are enjoined by this court.”

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In Michigan, the Detroit News published an editorial by its editorial board condemning Generalissimo Gretchen Whitmer for her rampant abuse of power and and endorsing the legislature’s decision to file a lawsuit against her:

Whitmer is attempting to assign a noble purpose for her unilateral power grab, saying she needed to continue her emergency powers to protect health care workers from being sued by COVID-19 patients.

But the Legislature Thursday approved a bill that would enshrine that immunity in law, proving lawmakers are capable of working with the governor to protect Michigan.

They had offered to grant her another short-term extension of her powers, with oversight. But she refused to accept any conditions that forced her to collaborate with lawmakers.

The Republican-controlled Legislature Thursday also passed resolutions authorizing the speaker of the House and the Senate majority leader to sue the governor.

That lawsuit should be filed ASAP.

From the beginning of her tenure, Whitmer has show disdain for both the law and regular-order governing, looking for every loophole to avoid dealing with the Legislature.

This time, she’s taken the state to a very dangerous place.

There’s no reasonable defense, in a representative democracy, for a governor to strip the legislative branch of its constitutional authority and assume dictatorial powers in perpetuity.

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In Oregon, radical Alinskyite Governor Kate Brown eased some of her own abusive restrictions after coming under intense pressure in recent days:

Oregon Gov. Kate Brown has announced a limited opening of some state parks, outdoor recreation facilities, and other areas for day use in a partial easing of restrictions put in place because of the coronavirus.

Officials say day-use will slowly return to other state parks starting next week. The popular Columbia River Gorge parks and recreation areas and coastal areas will remain closed for now. Brown says Oregonians should recreate responsibly.

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What all of this is teaching us is something most Texans have known for all of our lives: We are damned lucky to live in the Lone Star State.

Thank you, Governor Abbott, and God Bless Texas.

That is all.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: anotherblogtoday; fakenews; humblegunner; humblegunnerwashere; humbleidiot; mediabias; somuchblogging; texas; trump; trumpwinsagain
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1 posted on 05/05/2020 3:12:26 PM PDT by EyesOfTX
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To: EyesOfTX

how about those guys that were arrested at gunpoint today for standing outside of a store? Are you thanking him for that?


2 posted on 05/05/2020 3:15:11 PM PDT by dp0622 (Radicals, racists dloont point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
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To: EyesOfTX

Make sure everyone gets the word so you don’t have to face armored vehicles and rifle armed fat cops just for getting a haircut.


3 posted on 05/05/2020 3:15:49 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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To: EyesOfTX

But don’t try to do it on Thursday or they’ll send a SWAT team after you.


4 posted on 05/05/2020 3:17:20 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: EyesOfTX

Now think about seeing this headline 3 months ago.

My how the mighty have fallen.


5 posted on 05/05/2020 3:18:16 PM PDT by Boomer ('Democrat' is now synonymous with 'corrupt')
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To: DesertRhino

Criminal cops...police become jackboots every, single time.

JoMa


6 posted on 05/05/2020 3:18:17 PM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Thank you for the post. First I heard of it. Off to call my barber.


7 posted on 05/05/2020 3:18:22 PM PDT by rmichaelj (Ave Maria gratia plena, Dominus tecum.)
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To: EyesOfTX

I hope whatever trailer park you work at gets opened so you’ll be posting fewer blogs every day.

There really ought to be a limit.
You need a job.


8 posted on 05/05/2020 3:18:35 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: dp0622

“how about those guys that were arrested at gunpoint today for standing outside of a store?”

You mean the armed men who were arrested by other men with firearms? Yeah, that’s a shocker. Hard to explain, it is.


9 posted on 05/05/2020 3:18:52 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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To: EyesOfTX

Hair schpare.. I can’t wait to get this unibrow mowed


10 posted on 05/05/2020 3:18:57 PM PDT by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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To: humblegunner

maybe it would be easier if YOU would get a job. That way everyone would be happy.


11 posted on 05/05/2020 3:20:40 PM PDT by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Good I know of several women who are looking like Cousin It Addams.


12 posted on 05/05/2020 3:24:39 PM PDT by ARGLOCKGUY
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To: smvoice
it would be easier if YOU would get a job

Well now I'm not the jagov posting two or three blog posts a day, now am I?

As if I were super smart and better than you.

Why would you want somebody to act like that?

13 posted on 05/05/2020 3:25:23 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: dp0622

We should thank our overlords for allowing us the PRIVILEGE of going about our business and getting a haircut. I mean, lawbreakers act as if we have the RIGHT to life, LIBERTY and the pursuit of happiness.


14 posted on 05/05/2020 3:28:52 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Howard Beale "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore.")
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To: EyesOfTX
What all of this is teaching us is something most Texans have known for all of our lives: We are damned lucky to live in the Lone Star State.

....unless you operate a bar in Odessa. Then they send SWAT tanks and Waco style brownshirts! Disgraceful!

Its not the 'eyes of Texas that are upon you', its a facist police state!

15 posted on 05/05/2020 3:29:23 PM PDT by Bommer (I am a MAGA-Deplorian! It is the way! It is the only way!)
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To: humblegunner

I just get tired of you telling people to get a job. Change it up a little- a “hobby”, a “clue” or something. ;)


16 posted on 05/05/2020 3:29:48 PM PDT by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Cannabis retailers, deemed essential by the state, have been allowed to stay open in California.


17 posted on 05/05/2020 3:35:18 PM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: smvoice
I just get tired of you telling people to get a job

I'll give it some thought.

Some of 'em might need a girlfriend or a stay in an institution.

But "job" is so easy to wright...

18 posted on 05/05/2020 3:36:17 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: EyesOfTX

Everybody should probably line up first for a quick preparatory treatment, before the haircuts begin.


      

19 posted on 05/05/2020 3:37:14 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: humblegunner

I know...i know...

(Wright??)


20 posted on 05/05/2020 3:38:24 PM PDT by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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