Posted on 05/22/2020 11:49:52 AM PDT by CheshireTheCat
Sounds like he wasn’t scared enough.
For the people all said
“Sit down, sit down you’re rockin’ the boat”
The people all said
“Sit down, sit down you’re rockin’ the boat
And the devil will drag you under
By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down you’re rocking the boat”
A man is seated at the counter in a dark bar.
The devil walks up and sits on the stool next to the man.
the man say, “You don’t scare me, I married your sister.”
Yes, but did the Devil challenge him to a drumming contest?
Normally I’d be inclined to disbelieve stories like this, but having the Devil be female adds a layer of plausibility you don’t normally hear.
... in a bind, he was way behind...
"And last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
She was floating across the ceiling
She was mumbling to some howling wolf
About some voodoo healin"
ZZ Top
” which he dreamed he had descended to hell and was tortured by a female devil.”
In other words, he got married to the wrong gal.
“He’s still going to listen to “satanic metal”..... I don’t think he got the message very well.”
*****
It’s called Black Metal. I listened to Venom, Morbid Angel, Slayer etc when I was younger. Think of it as an outlet for me.
HOWEVER, I can understand why hard-core Christian Freepers think this is bad. I LISTEN to the sound but hardly the lyrics. AND I go to Church every Sunday (except for this stupid lockdown). And no, I dont have a pentagram, a virgin and a bloody knife or cloak in my closet. (even though I still have Venom’s WELCOME TO HELL CD in my collection with the goat’s head lol)
I think Randy Marsh (South Park) hallucinated that!
HA!
Probably just fever hallucinations, or something. I read the story on Facebook since I follow the band on there.
Well the seed was planted. Sometimes it needs more time to grow.
How does one reach this poor soul?
“Bill’s description of his honeymoon with Hillary..”
+1
5.56mm
Is this the Babylon Bee? Most people who have NDEs at least talk a good game about changing their lives, at least until the newspaper story is written. This guy is one low-energy Jeb!
bttt!
Stumbling around the parking lot of an invisible 7-11
LOL! If a prequel of his final destination didn’t convince him, nothing will.
Most people find it hard to give up their sins in this life. They can’t fathom living without them. Jesus did say the road to destruction is broad. Probably a lot more broad than we realize.
What a fool this guy is!
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