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Newsom Threatens to Fire First-Responders [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 May 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/26/2020 10:20:31 AM PDT by John Semmens

California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) says "the federal government has an ethical obligation to bail out my state. Admittedly, we might have been excessively generous in how we spent taxpayers' money. Perhaps this was a mistake. However, there is no need to make the people of California suffer for the miscues of their government. The federal government has an unconstrained power to create money. Failure to use this power to rescue California from bankruptcy would be a crime against humanity."

Among the "miscues" are $1 trillion in unfunded pension liabilities, 15,000 hotel rooms leased to house the homeless along with the cost of drugs to feed their habits while sequestered in these hotels, more than 300,000 state employees drawing six-figure annual salaries, and $125 million in coronavirus unemployment benefits for illegal aliens.

The Governor suggested he would try to motivate Trump to "do the right thing" by "laying off police, health care workers, and fire fighters first. Public employees that Trump would probably consider unnecessary 'dead wood' won't be let go because it wouldn't trouble him one bit. It's only when innocent civilians are put at risk that Republicans can be counted on to take action."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=402830.0


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bailout; democrats; satire; waste

1 posted on 05/26/2020 10:20:31 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) says "the federal government has an ethical obligation to bail out my state..."

But no legal obligation.
2 posted on 05/26/2020 10:22:30 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: John Semmens

Newsance is non-essential.


3 posted on 05/26/2020 10:32:57 AM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: John Semmens

No one has an ethical obligation to bail or a criminal organization that overspends.


4 posted on 05/26/2020 10:39:42 AM PDT by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Have!)
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To: John Semmens

After you get rid of them get rid of the totally screwed up pension plans.


5 posted on 05/26/2020 10:54:08 AM PDT by tom paine 2
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To: John Semmens

If you don’t give me $$$$$, I’m going to shoot my citizens.


6 posted on 05/26/2020 12:21:48 PM PDT by Renkluaf
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To: John Semmens

Gavin, Gavin, Gavin,
Nobody outside of your crazy ass state cares pal.
Maybe have a bake sale.


7 posted on 05/26/2020 12:24:01 PM PDT by Joe Boucher ( Molon Labe' Baby, Molon Labe)
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To: John Semmens

Cutbacks on police, fire, and medical. Same old blackmail. They’ve been doing it since the 60’s.


8 posted on 05/27/2020 12:43:04 AM PDT by Enterprise
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