Posted on 06/02/2020 10:43:26 AM PDT by DFG
Nike has released a commemorative shoe to honor those looting and burning down buildings across the country.
The Nike Loot Force One comes packed with features the company says will help people loot safely and efficiently. From cushioned soles to make sure you make it through shattered windows without getting your feet cut to a detachable swoosh that can be thrown at business owners or police officers like a Batarang, the shoe is the ideal footwear for those looking to incite violent riots and also coincidentally get some free stuff.
"We stand in solidarity with those looting stores and getting free stuff to show how much they care about justice," said a Nike representative. "To that end, we are releasing this $250 pair of shoes some Chinese lady made for 30 cents."
Nike has asked looters, though, to respect Nike stores while wearing the Loot Force Ones. "Please don't steal our shoes while you loot -- let's just say you should 'target' other major corporations."
The LG CX model is OLED :-) its the 2020 model..best buy has it for 1799
Oh.....ok.....carry on then
:-) Im gonna need a big truck though to carry it
GOT ME!!! :D
It’s almost not satire.
Now all we need is bullet proof jockstraps.
The $1799 price is worth it for your conscience though.
True :-) obviously Im not looting anything, and I dont own a truck, actually dont have a car, maybe I can take the bus
You are in Cali and have no vehicle? Currently I am driving an old Toyota Corolla. It might just fit in the back seat but since I’m in Toronto and cannot even cross the border due to the rona, we’ll have to wait. I drove to LA from here back in 2003. Took me 5 days. Give me a week due to me being somewhat older now. :)
Steal this shoe!
Get it on the shelves and people won’t even have to pay for it. Just grab and go.
VERY funny! That’s classic.
BTTT!!
The writers at the Bee will be called racist for this... just watch.
Is it wrong to wish LeBron starts throwing bricks?
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