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Schiff Boosts Trump's Reelection Chances [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 July 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/08/2020 1:40:37 PM PDT by John Semmens

With polls showing a double-digit lead for Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden over President Donald Trump, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif) announced that he will move to Canada if Trump wins in November.

Schiff's staff were reportedly dismayed by this announcement. In an off-the-record comment, staff member Patrick Boland observed that "as hated as Schiff is among Trump's base of deplorables, the chance that they might get him to leave will undoubtedly energize them. We don't think it will be enough to overcome Biden's big lead, but stranger things have happened. Adam's word doesn't count for much with the average voter outside of his district. They might think that he's lying about leaving. After all, none of the people who threatened to leave if Trump won in 2016 have actually followed through."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=407325.0


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: adamschiff; california; canada; satire; scaredschiffless; schiff; schiffforbrains; trump

1 posted on 07/08/2020 1:40:37 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

An idiot. And shameless.


2 posted on 07/08/2020 1:47:16 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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To: John Semmens

LOL!


3 posted on 07/08/2020 1:50:53 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Funny though. You would think a borderline district congressman would tell him to shut up.


4 posted on 07/08/2020 2:12:16 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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"We may all be moving to Canada soon," Schiff says at disinformation and election interference talk


5 posted on 07/08/2020 2:22:47 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: DIRTYSECRET
Schiff may try to *flee* to Canada, but he won't get across the border.

6 posted on 07/08/2020 2:23:21 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: SunkenCiv

As if we didn’t already have enough reasons to vote for DJT, now add this...


7 posted on 07/08/2020 4:15:44 PM PDT by elteemike (Light is faster than sound; that's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak.)
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To: All

Schiff is mostly pissed b/c he didnt make Biden’s vp list.

Even after a genealogy expert found Schiff had a cousin twice removed who is a person of color......he’s green from eating too many gummy bears.


8 posted on 07/08/2020 4:17:59 PM PDT by Liz
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To: John Semmens

Funny! But Schiff is a nonentity. Nobody cares where he goes.


9 posted on 07/08/2020 7:59:20 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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