A Puzzling Uranus Reversal

Boston Herald ^ | October 1, 2020 | Holiday Mathis

[CheshireTheCat]

The Uranus reversal begins a backward journey that will carry through early January 2021. Our surprises are about to get more baffling, random, disparate and mysterious. This is also very thrilling, as it provides the sort of work that requires making sense of the nonsense. Life is a puzzle, the solving of which will be extremely satisfying....

[CheshireTheCat]

Sounds painful.

[2banana]

Must....not....make....joke

[Ken522]

Uranus reversal ....

Hmmm ... better not go there!

[blueunicorn6]

“The Uranus reversal”

One of the lesser used wrestling moves.

[rfp1234]

Worse than prolapsed anus.

[LIConFem]

Sounds like a coded message of some sort.

[LostInBayport]

Is this another story about Nadler’s accident at that press conference?

[polymuser]

Worse, I clicked on the link. F coders.

[Viking2002]

I don’t need to hear about Uranus reversing. I have my hands full keeping my own anti-backup valve functional.

[Fungi]

This is nothing about the planet, it was about astrology and a complete waste of time.

Venus and Uranus spin in retrograde fashion, unlike the rest of the planets, and no one knows why. God throws these curve balls at those clowns that think they know everything, when in reality, they know nothing at all.

[dp0622]

I wanted to see how many posts there would be before a Uranus joke.

I think instead I’ll look to see how many before a non Uranus joke :)

Come on. It’s almost impossible for any male 9 to 90 to not make at least one joke here and there when hearing about this planet :)

[dowcaet]

Pretty sophisticated title for a porn flick!

[null and void]

Would only a pro lapse into a joke?

[RobinOfKingston]

“One of the lesser used wrestling moves.”

And, for good reason.

[Conan the Librarian]

I thought they were talking about Uranus entering it’s Retrograde motion in the sky. Mars is about to start and Jupiter and Saturn have stopped and are back to moving the right way in the sky.

Good thing I clicked on the link.

[Raycpa]

Can’t we put this thread behind us?

[Brown Bag Special]

Don’t get all the fuss.. my dogs do that all the time.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Somebody has a fixation on Uranus.

[Clay Moore]

Fry: Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don’t make me smell Uranus.
[He laughs.]
Leela: I don’t get it.
Farnsworth: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..
Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.

[Datom69]

For a second I thought Biden had changed his mind on coming out the basement.