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Associated Press Says Call "Riots" "Unrest" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 October 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/06/2020 10:37:26 AM PDT by John Semmens

Concerned about the use of the word "riot" to describe the property destruction, assaults, and looting that have emerged amid the so-called "mostly peaceful" protests in many of this country's major cities, the Associated Press' "Stylebook" wants reporters to stop using the word.

According to the newly revised Stylebook, "the word 'riot' connotes a wild, disorderly, and unfocused violence and mayhem. Use of this word doesn't do justice to the underlying grievances that led to the violence and mayhem. A better word would be to describe these occurrences as 'unrest.' Unrest is a vaguer, milder and less emotional term for a condition of angry discontent and protest verging on revolt. We don't want legitimate grievances to be unfairly tainted merely because innocent victims are beaten, their businesses ransacked, and their buildings burned by the excessive exuberance of the protesters."

In related news, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot objected to President Trump's characterization of her city as "a hotbed of crime and violence," calling it "ignorant and racist. The weekly shootings are a peculiar Chicago lifestyle that has evolved over many years. It represents deep-seated passions and a sense of spontaneity that outsiders may not be able to fully appreciate. We do not want Trump to mess it up by heavy-handed law-enforcement. The people should be free to solve their own problems in their own way. That is what America is all about."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: lifestyle; lightfoot; media; propaganda; satire; violencelooting

1 posted on 10/06/2020 10:37:26 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I wonder what terminology they’d use if it was their HQ that was being razed.


2 posted on 10/06/2020 10:39:19 AM PDT by LIConFem (I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot acceptI)
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To: John Semmens
Not to mention "peaceful."


3 posted on 10/06/2020 10:43:28 AM PDT by budj (Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
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To: John Semmens

In DC the word riots was replaced by ‘Times of high excitement’.


4 posted on 10/06/2020 10:47:08 AM PDT by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: John Semmens

Unrest?

Maybe “Uprising” might be more accurate, e.g. Palestinian uprising.

up·ris·ing
noun
an act of resistance or rebellion; a revolt.
“an armed uprising”


5 posted on 10/06/2020 10:56:58 AM PDT by seowulf
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To: John Semmens
Associated Press Says Call "Riots" "Unrest"

John, I think you misspelled "Associated Presstitutes".

6 posted on 10/06/2020 10:58:22 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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