Posted on 03/15/2021 10:12:33 AM PDT by John Semmens
As the number of accusers grows, Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) has responded to the lurid details of his groping, pawing, squeezing, slobbering, and lewd language, saying "to think that my years of public service are being besmirched by a parade of hysterical women overreacting to my amorous advances is gut-wrenching."
"His lack of self-awareness is stunning," said one of his accusers. "If he considers hearing his exploits 'gut-wrenching,' what about those on the receiving end of his unwelcome intrusions into our personal space?"
Another accuser questioned Cuomo's knowledge of anatomy saying, "it wasn't my gut that he was wrenching. Bust-wrenching would be a more accurate description of what his hands were trying to achieve."
Fellow New York Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez urged Cuomo "to resign before even more disgraceful facts emerge. His usefulness to the Party has expired. His role as a pandemic genius has come unraveled. He and a few other governors may face criminal-negligence charges for sending COVID-infected patients into nursing homes. Even if he escapes going to prison, his continuing role as governor can only tarnish the Party's brand. His best option is a plea bargain that may let him retire in peace."
Cuomo rejected AOC's advice, calling it "an unfair application of cancel-culture. Look, President Clinton was allowed to keep his job despite not only multiple accusations, but also forensic evidence in the case of Monica Lewinsky. It's just their word against mine. There's no semen-stained dress or anything like it. We Democrats need to stick together. Trump is gone, but there are still plenty of Republicans that need to be canceled. Until that job is done it is foolish for us to waste energy sniping at each other."
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Meanwhile, no mention of Hunter Biden. Dems are willing to look the other way when it comes to child molestation.
Amorous advances is just white washing sexual harassment. Democrats have their own vocabulary for everything. But when the door is closed and you are alone with that pig things get dicey fast.
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