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Fauci Warns Against Gov't Shutdown [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 September 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/27/2021 1:52:45 PM PDT by John Semmens

Though he was all for the government ordering an economy-wide shutdown to stop the spread of the coronavirus, infectious disease genius Dr. Anthony Fauci is concerned that Republican objections to the Democrats' spending binge"could lead to a government shutdown that would worsen the pandemic."

"The shutdown ordered in 2020 targeted only nonessential businesses," Fauci said. "Society could and did survive the casualties taken by this sector of the economy. In fact, it could be argued that the elimination of these small fry businesses actually helped reshape the whole production and distribution processes into a more consolidated and efficient mode. Relying on giant corporations to handle everything promotes more uniform solutions to society's needs."

"However, a shutdown of the government due to one Party's refusal to agree to provide the funding that experts deem necessary to build-back-better could be disastrous," the Doctor argued. "Government is the brain of the collective being we call society. If this brain is rendered inoperative because of partisan obstruction, tens of millions will die. As a life-long medical professional it is my responsibility to save lives. That is why I have advised President Biden to bypass a gridlocked Congress and appropriate the needed funds on his own authority as Commander-in-Chief."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: budget; democrats; lockdowns; satire; spending; taxes; trillions

1 posted on 09/27/2021 1:52:45 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The thing about a Fauci, it’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be livin’... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.


2 posted on 09/27/2021 1:57:40 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: Eddie01

That unelected a**hole can just go to hades! He has no say in anything that you or I do.


3 posted on 09/27/2021 2:52:07 PM PDT by JoJo354 (JUST SAY NO to covid vaxx!)
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To: JoJo354

He isn’t a Rep or Senator so he can just STFU and I am not one to swear.


4 posted on 09/27/2021 2:54:01 PM PDT by JoJo354 (JUST SAY NO to covid vaxx!)
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To: Eddie01

The Democrats are the party of hate and are united by hate. America hates Fauci. He has to go to save 2022. There is no one hated more.


5 posted on 09/27/2021 6:23:23 PM PDT by cnsmom
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To: John Semmens

Shut the WORTHLESS federal gub mint the hell down.


6 posted on 09/27/2021 7:47:08 PM PDT by Joe Boucher (Dementia Joe and the Whore, leaders of the Free world. ( F-you dementia Joe.))
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