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USNS Harvey Milk To Be Manned Entirely By Crew Of Underage Boys
The Babylon Bee ^ | November 10, 2021 | Staff

Posted on 11/10/2021 3:11:35 PM PST by HKMk23

SAN DIEGO, CAโ€”The U.S. Navy has named a ship after gay rights activist and politician Harvey Milk. At the commissioning ceremony, Naval officers announced the ship will be manned entirely by a crew of underage boys, in honor of the LGBTQ+ icon.

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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bidenvoters; harveymilk
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No doubt to be accompanied in its Support Group by the soon-to-be-commissioned USS Rosencrantz and USS Guildenstern; all crewed by avowed FOPs, of course.
1 posted on 11/10/2021 3:11:35 PM PST by HKMk23
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To: HKMk23

This vessl’s role as an “oiler” just helps the jokes write themselves.


2 posted on 11/10/2021 3:12:12 PM PST by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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To: HKMk23

All wearing t-shirts saying, “Please sir, may I have another?”


3 posted on 11/10/2021 3:14:07 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: HKMk23

Captain, we have the Harvey Milk approaching astern.


4 posted on 11/10/2021 3:14:50 PM PST by dblshot
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To: dblshot

I heard they are going to make him a posthumous Rear Admiral.


5 posted on 11/10/2021 3:17:11 PM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: HKMk23

The U.S.S. Harvey Milk should always be accompanied by a U.S.S. Jim Jones, since Milk did so much to defend Jones and enable Jones’ mass murder and assasination of a U.S. Congressman.


6 posted on 11/10/2021 3:17:29 PM PST by montag813
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To: HKMk23

Since it is a USNS oiler, the crew is mostly merchant marines with a few Naval Officers and crew onboard.


7 posted on 11/10/2021 3:17:59 PM PST by microgood
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To: HKMk23

Can’t wait to see them fly the colors ... and their dress uniforms ... get outta here!


8 posted on 11/10/2021 3:20:21 PM PST by glennaro (Although I don't believe in "big conspiracies", neither do I believe in "big coincidences")
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To: Seruzawa

Probably to late to frock him.


9 posted on 11/10/2021 3:20:38 PM PST by dblshot
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To: Seruzawa

[rimshhot]

LOL!


10 posted on 11/10/2021 3:21:37 PM PST by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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To: glennaro

You just know that “In the Navy” by the village people will be blaring from the PA system all the time.


11 posted on 11/10/2021 3:22:08 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: glennaro

There is rainbow camo out there, already.

The ship has it’s own song, already:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs


12 posted on 11/10/2021 3:22:21 PM PST by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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Biden will resign and then be appointed captain, will have same age girls as staff.


13 posted on 11/10/2021 3:24:01 PM PST by SkyDancer (Let's Go Brandon!)
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To: HKMk23

Say it brothers, say it.


14 posted on 11/10/2021 3:26:02 PM PST by odawg
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To: All

I’m hearing Village People in the background. Why is that?


15 posted on 11/10/2021 3:26:05 PM PST by BipolarBob (I had to change my homepage because it was embellished somewhat. Apologies to all.)
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Captain, we have the Harvey Milk approaching astern.

Yuck. What a disgusting thought. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€

16 posted on 11/10/2021 3:26:49 PM PST by Mark17 (USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
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To: HKMk23

“Blow the Man Down” came in a close second.


17 posted on 11/10/2021 3:29:19 PM PST by glennaro (Although I don't believe in "big conspiracies", neither do I believe in "big coincidences")
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General quarters! All hands on dick!

Sorry.

5.56mm


18 posted on 11/10/2021 3:29:40 PM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: HKMk23

Load the torpedo....


19 posted on 11/10/2021 3:31:28 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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To: M Kehoe

And seamen on the poop deck...

Just as ol’ Harv’ would have liked it.


20 posted on 11/10/2021 3:31:41 PM PST by HKMk23 (The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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