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White Man Callously Attacks Native American Woman
Babylon Bee ^
| 12/15/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/15/2021 12:54:12 PM PST by DFG
U.S.—In a heated exchange on Twitter, a powerful white man viciously attacked Elizabeth Warren—a noble Cherokee squaw and Senator from Massachusetts.
"This violent verbal attack on me was literally a hate crime," said Warren as a single tear slowly rolled down her cheek. "The white man continues to oppress my people by resisting the government's efforts to tax them into oblivion and waste all their money on spending bills that we write to pay off our campaign donors. This basically makes him a freeloader."
The white attacker—named Elon Musk—simply responded with cruel memes showing Elizabeth Warren wearing eagle feathers and war paint to mock her proud heritage. He did, however, confirm that he will continue to pay her salary, in addition to the salaries of half of Washington D.C.
UPDATE: Certain details reported initially in this story are inaccurate, as we have confirmed Elon Musk is actually African American.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; elon; musk; squaw; warren
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posted on
12/15/2021 12:54:12 PM PST
by
DFG
To: DFG
ROTFLMFreeAmericanHairyWhiteUnsodomizedAO!!!
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posted on
12/15/2021 12:56:17 PM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: DFG
Well, Musk is from South Africa where all white people are racist...kind of like here.
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posted on
12/15/2021 1:02:00 PM PST
by
seowulf
(Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
To: seowulf
If Musk is from Africa doesn’t that make him an “African American”?
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posted on
12/15/2021 1:03:07 PM PST
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
To: DFG
The single tear slowly rolling down her cheek.
LOL!
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posted on
12/15/2021 1:03:26 PM PST
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman!)
To: seowulf
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posted on
12/15/2021 1:05:00 PM PST
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: DFG
Elon Musk is from South Africa.
The bee is brilliant!
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posted on
12/15/2021 1:05:14 PM PST
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman!)
To: seowulf
Yes - if you read to the end, BB didn’t miss that bit of irony.
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posted on
12/15/2021 1:16:27 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
(The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
To: DFG
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posted on
12/15/2021 1:17:16 PM PST
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: DFG
After a manifesto like
Pow Wow Chow (paperback available at Amazon for 150 bones) it's hard to imagine anyone doubting Dizzy Lizzy Warren's Cherokeeitude. That and the cheekbones.
To: DFG
But never in our lives will we ever see a headline that reads … (insert race here) man callously attacks white woman.
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posted on
12/15/2021 1:34:15 PM PST
by
al_c
(Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
To: DFG
Ah … the Bee. Fooled me. LOL
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posted on
12/15/2021 1:34:46 PM PST
by
al_c
(Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
To: DFG
She may clain to be Cherokee, but Elon Musk is a genuine African-American.
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posted on
12/15/2021 1:35:52 PM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
To: DFG
Ah, Fauxcahontas is at it again.
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posted on
12/15/2021 2:06:22 PM PST
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith)
To: Fido969
The single tear slowly rolling down her cheek. LOL!
"Iron Eyes" Cody with a single tear.
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posted on
12/15/2021 2:31:32 PM PST
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: higgmeister
cousin of Chief Jay Strongbow ...
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posted on
12/15/2021 2:34:10 PM PST
by
bankwalker
(Repeal the 19th ...)
To: higgmeister
Ah Yes!
The great Native American (by way of Italy) actor Espera “Iron Eyes” DeCorti.
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posted on
12/15/2021 3:26:27 PM PST
by
oldvirginian
(So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?)
To: DFG
Should be “White Senator attacks African-American businessman.
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posted on
12/15/2021 5:08:45 PM PST
by
BRK
To: seowulf
Born:
Elon Reeve Musk, June 28, 1971, Pretoria, Transvaal, South Africa
Still makes him African-American
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posted on
12/15/2021 6:51:20 PM PST
by
griswold3
(When chaos serves the State, the State will encourage chaos)
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