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Dem Luminary Wants to Legalize Assault [semi-satire]
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/320368-2022-02-11-semi-news-semi-satire-february-13-2022-edi ^ | 13 February 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/11/2022 6:36:52 PM PST by John Semmens

On Thursday's "Politics War Room with James Carville & Al Hunt," long time Democratic political strategist Carville said he has an idea on how to revitalize 2022 election prospects for his Party: make it legal to punch people who are not vaccinated.

"I wish what they'd do is pass a law to make you immune from liability if you punch some unvaccinated person right in the face, which I'd really like to do," Carville said. "If you ask me what's my first reaction to you if you're not vaccinated, you don't have any medical reason not to be, you're a piece of sh*t, OK? I just want to punch you in the god----ed face. That's the way I look at these people," Carville said.

"Agreed," Hunt replied.

Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY) empathized with Carville's frustration, saying "people should voluntarily do whatever the government tells them to do. That's the only way we can have a unified country. We've tried to gain compliance by threatening the jobs of those who don't comply. We've tried barring them from travel and public spaces. But they stubbornly refuse to get with the program. I guess they figure there aren't enough police to make them obey. I think immunizing any private citizen who punches an unvaccinated jerk will encourage a hundred million who are vaccinated to carry out guerilla action against the scofflaws. Perhaps knowing you could be decked by anyone, anywhere, at any time might add a powerful new incentive to submit to being vaccinated."

Health & Human Services (HHS) Secretary Xavier Becerra suggested that "sweetening the deal by rewarding each puncher a crack pipe would stimulate those most likely to want to punch someone to actually get off their duffs and do it. I mean, the guys who are punching random Asians without any compensation could be redirected to target the unvaccinated if a proper incentive is offered."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/320368-2022-02-11-semi-news-semi-satire-february-13-2022-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: becerra; carville; covid; crackpipe; democrats; satire; schumer; vaccines

1 posted on 02/11/2022 6:36:52 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 1raider1; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


2 posted on 02/11/2022 6:38:58 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

We WILL punch back!


3 posted on 02/11/2022 6:49:08 PM PST by Taxman (SAVE AMERICA!)
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To: John Semmens

This is going to hurt.


4 posted on 02/11/2022 7:21:25 PM PST by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: Taxman
We WILL punch back!

I don’t think these idiots have thought this out very well.

5 posted on 02/11/2022 7:30:10 PM PST by Mark17 (USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
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To: John Semmens
Senate Majority Leader Schumer (D-NY)...Quote....

....."People should Voluntarily do whatever the Government tells them to do.

That's the only way we can have a unified country.".......


6 posted on 02/11/2022 7:31:51 PM PST by caww ( )
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To: Mark17

Incapable of using Reason, Logic and Common Sense!


7 posted on 02/11/2022 7:37:38 PM PST by Taxman (SAVE AMERICA!)
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To: caww

They are getting desperate.

Hate hoax goad fail.
Bomb threat goad fail
Pushed onto subway track goad fail
Sucker punches goad fail
Ambushing/murdering peace officers goad fail
Bragging of intent to steal election upload fail
Stealing election goad fail
Bragging about how they stole an election goad fail
Abandoning thousands of Americans in afganistan goad fail
Importing thousands of talibon TalyBiden into country goad fail
Purge military goad fail
Grooming grade school kids goad fail
Threat of punch in nose goad fail

Everything they can think of to goad us into violence fail

Yup
Desperate.

.


8 posted on 02/11/2022 7:43:57 PM PST by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: John Semmens
Another fine column, John. Thanks.

As usual, the semi "satire" is quite believable (as many posters above can attest).

9 posted on 02/11/2022 7:53:54 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never...in nothing, great or small...Winston Churchill)
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To: John Semmens

The left is going to lose bigtime this fall and that will only further fuel their psychosis. I fully expect more violence from them. I hope that they don’t focus on me as a target cuz I’ll drop them like a bad habit.


10 posted on 02/11/2022 8:52:40 PM PST by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: Seaplaner

thx


11 posted on 02/11/2022 8:55:05 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Old snake head a luminary - LOL!


12 posted on 02/11/2022 9:25:41 PM PST by nevadapatriot
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To: Mark17

You get one shot, no, attempt.


13 posted on 02/11/2022 11:14:24 PM PST by A strike (Public Health 21st century murder by government. DoktorFauxiMengeleGates to a TerreHaute gurney now)
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To: John Semmens
James, you're not even a member of the 70 Pound Bench Press Club. My 14-year-old grandson could woodshed you.

Morning, John.

14 posted on 02/12/2022 2:44:50 AM PST by Viking2002 (Whatever.)
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To: John Semmens

As long as we’re allowed to wreck the a**hole punching us, I’m good.


15 posted on 02/12/2022 4:42:42 AM PST by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: John Semmens

Another good one John.


16 posted on 02/12/2022 5:18:43 AM PST by MCF (If my home can't be my Castle, then it will be my Alamo)
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To: John Semmens
Perhaps all those who are not vaccinated could be required to wear an armband with a symbol, say a yellow star, so that the vaccinated would be able to discern who it is legal to punch.

Maybe this symbol could be called a UnVaXXenstern.

(/s)

17 posted on 02/12/2022 8:55:48 AM PST by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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