Posted on 09/05/2022 12:38:06 PM PDT by DFG
SACRAMENTO, CA — This week, the California State Assembly announced that they have passed a new measure requiring men to demonstrate solidarity with the trans community by sitting when they pee.
"When the state legislature first introduced bill P.33.51T, or the 'Sit Together' Act, I knew we had to make this happen," said California Governor Gavin Newsom. "I mean, I've never once peed standing up - but as always, I am the exception that proves the rule of bigotry."
The law includes provisions for the demolition of existing urinals, with "reading stations" rebuilt in their place. These reading stations will include copies of inclusive reading material helping cis-men learn to do better. The government said it plans to pay for the reading material with all the money saved on janitors since men should no longer miss the pot and pee on the floor.
Critics say that the men's bathroom lines may now exceed women's bathroom lines, but advocates foresee an expected windfall for mobile game developers. Some industry leaders have already driven up the stock of the biggest mobile games, with genius stock-guesser Paul Pelosi recording a massive gain in his portfolio following the legislation.
At publishing time, the state's 9 remaining conservatives were taken into custody after being caught standing up to pee. They are expected to undergo gender re-education training, followed by gender reassignment surgery to help really increase their inclusiveness.
Are men required to drive badly and have poor control over emotions?
This is entirely too plausible ... the real world is making life difficult for the “Bee”.
Thank GOD i left L.A. For Florida 50 years ago.
DeSantis is a man, a leader.
Newsom is a pussy.
Ok how many of us were fooled for at least a second, besides me?
Who has Standing to challenge this?
(Playing along with the gag)
What’s surprising these days is when it ISN’T the Bee.
I believe this is THE LAW in Sweden.
Already happening for some time. Here's an article from 10 years ago:
wHAT ABOUT sTANDING rOOM ONLY CONDITIONS?
[FLIPED CAPS LOCK]
-PJ
There’s a difference between some political group saying they want the latest absurdity, and actual legislation passing in a US State.
But yeah, I’ve been hearing the “sitzpinkler” thing for about 10 years ...
3 seconds
I’ve heard that there are places that actually promote this. All I can say is, I hope that there is a target on the inside of the stall door. When I sit down, that’s what I’m aiming at.
How about: in the name of equality all women are required to stand up to pee?!
Isn’t that their ultimate objective actually?
This is why we have separate bathrooms in public places, so we have urinals for men. Unisex is stupid unless it’s the only bathroom of a small mom and pop joint.
With today’s millennials or whatever Gen letter they are now, that would include men, women, and other. They’re all angry, outraged, and bitter, and so many of them don’t want to drive or even learn how.
couple gun clubs i’ve been in over the years had Pointers & Sitters and Bucks & Does
The ability to write your name in the snow will soon become a lost art from lack of practice during the offseason..
P.33.51T = PEE SIT, for those who didn't make the connection.
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