[HUMOR] Come fight for russia!

Sofia Ukraini - Twitter ^ | September 3, 2020 | Sofia Ukraini

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Sofia Ukraini on twitter did a Ukrainian verison of a English captioned version of a Russian military recruitment commericial.Transcript below.

If you ever wanted to commit war crimes,
If you ever wanted to see a HIMARS rocket coming at you,
If you want to find out "what airdefence doing",
Time to join the Russian Army.

You're going to Ukraine.

With the rest of the idiots we press-ganged,
With guns older than your dad,
With gear the quartermaster stole and then sold back to you.

After two weeks of basic training,
You'll be charging fortified Ukrainian positions head-on.

Don't worry about things like logistics.

It's a Western plot to weaken our resolve.

Your ration expired 5 years ago,
But you can resupply by looting Ukrainian homes.

Once you're paradropped into Hostomel Airport,
Time to take Kyiv is 72 hours.

Your back up is stuck in a 40-mile convoy,
Your commander is drunk,
Your weapon is jammed,
You realize you were issued a summer uniform,
And before you know it,
A Bayraktar swats you.

Salaries from 5.8 Trillion RUB [175 USD].

Bonus Ukrainian washing machine.

[Berlin_Freeper]

And Rand is 100% right wrong.
Fixed it.

[papercliprippa]

Rand is right, you Biden supporters are the wrong ones