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Hurricanes Blamed on GOP [semi-satire]
semi-news/semi-satire ^ | 2 Oct 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/01/2022 11:15:16 AM PDT by John Semmens

As Hurricane Ian ripped its way across Florida, Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn) asserted "things like this wouldn't be happening if Democrats were in charge everywhere. Republicans are the ones who refuse to help Democrats save the climate. They insist that the prosperity enabled by low taxes, adequate supplies of energy, and widespread mobility are too valuable to sacrifice for the small fractions of carbon dioxide we're trying to eliminate. Voters can save themselves from the Hellish environment that will overtake us in the next century by electing Democrats across-the-board in November."

Christina Pushaw, spokesperson for Gov. Ron DeSantis' reelection campaign, slammed Klobuchar's comments as "idiotic. America has experienced hurricanes throughout recorded history and before Democrats and Republicans existed. The so-called remedies that Democrats propose always involve diverting more power to the government. The odds that this would have any significant beneficial effects on the climate are slim and none. It is prosperity that generates the inventions and resources that have greatly improved our society's ability to deal with the devastating storms that used to kill much larger numbers of people. The GOP approach of preserving freedom is our best chance for preserving human lives."

Klobuchar questioned "the idea that human lives should be our focus. Experts already say that the optimal human population for a healthy environment is 500 million. Currently, there are nearly eight billion humans alive on the planet. Clearly, some severe winnowing is needed. Abortion and the sterilization that comes from transgender surgery are options that move us in the right direction as are one child per family regulations and adding contraceptives to public water supplies. Yet, it is Republicans that want to limit these options. And they say we Democrats are the crazy ones. We'll see what the voters say when they cast their ballots next month."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics; Weather
KEYWORDS: abortion; climate; contraceptives; democrats; hurricaneian; population; satire; sterilization; transgenders

1 posted on 10/01/2022 11:15:16 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Anyone catch the Clair mcaskill(sp?) comment about those fed opposed Floridians changing their tune now that they “need” the feds? IOW, if you’re a Floridian, that hurricane will teach you a lesson. You scum....... Hey Clair, phu cough!


2 posted on 10/01/2022 11:25:08 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: John Semmens

When is that bigmouth libtard going to stop the snow in Minnesota?

That’s what I thought


3 posted on 10/01/2022 11:26:50 AM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: John Semmens

The true horror is that people in Minniesoter believe her.


4 posted on 10/01/2022 12:51:22 PM PDT by Chad C. Mulligan
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