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Vaccine Failures Admitted [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 December 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/04/2022 9:24:08 AM PST by John Semmens

The US Department of Defense (DOD) has mandated that beginning on Wednesday, November 30th, all Department of Defense personnel, service members, DOD civilians, contractors, military trainees, family members, and visitors to the Davis, Monthan Air Force Base in Tucson will be required to wear a mask again when in any building on the installation. This is despite the near 100% vaccinated status of these personnel. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin explained that "since the vaccines don't appear to provide the promised protection we must establish a second line of defense against the transmission of this deadly disease."

US Secretary of Health and Human Services Xavier Becerra admitted that "it now looks like those who have been vaccinated against covid are three times as likely to come down with the disease and comprise nearly 60% of covid fatalities. We probably would have been better off not getting on the vaccination merry-go-round, but we can't undo what's already been done. So, our only sensible course of action is to keep giving boosters at two month intervals and hope for the best."

In an interview with the BBC on Dec. 2, 2021, Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla said "there is no doubt in my mind that the benefits, completely, are in favor of vaccinating youngsters ages 5 to 11 against COVID." The British pharmaceutical marketing regulator the Prescription Medicines Code of Practice Authority condemned Bourla's remarks, saying "there is simply no evidence that healthy schoolchildren in the UK are at significant risk from the SARS COV-2 virus and to imply that they are is disgracefully misleading."

Bourla laughed off "this slap on the wrist," adding that "despite the observed low infection rate in this age cohort and concern over a suspected link between mRNA vaccines and myocarditis, we were still able to persuade the CDC that our Covid vaccine should be added to the recommended immunization schedule that many schools require students to take before being allowed to attend. More importantly, our third-quarter earnings beat Wall Street expectations."

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: austin; becerra; bourla; covid; dod; hhs; pfizer; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion

1 posted on 12/04/2022 9:24:08 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

As part of the scientific process, we are required to do a retrospective review (aka a post mortem) by the establishment.

Unfortunately, I don’t see this happening. Glass is half empty — why? what are they hiding?


2 posted on 12/04/2022 9:28:41 AM PST by dhs12345
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To: John Semmens

“we must establish a second line of defense against the transmission of this deadly disease.”

Since when did a virus with a .5% fatality rate become a “deadly disease”.


3 posted on 12/04/2022 9:31:52 AM PST by jimwatx
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To: jimwatx; John Semmens
---- "...Since when did a virus with a .5% fatality rate become a “deadly disease”."

With respect, not.5% fatality rate.

The almost three-year mortality rate for the "severe" and "deadly" virus is 0.0836 percent, making the survival rate for the entire population over the same period to be 99.92 percent.

Best regards.

4 posted on 12/04/2022 9:45:20 AM PST by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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To: John Semmens

Thankfully, when I was in the military, incompetence was rare, and usually limited to folks you’d find on CNN. Now?
It’s not rare, and still associated with CNN-level drivel.


5 posted on 12/04/2022 9:47:02 AM PST by Da Coyote
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