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Aerosol Covid Vaccine Developed [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 September 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/05/2023 11:22:11 AM PDT by John Semmens

The development of an airborne method of delivery for mRNA vaccines was hailed by Secretary of Health and Human Services Xavier Becerra as "a game changer in the way we can combat future pandemics. No longer will we be dependent on our ability to persuade or threaten people to get vaccinated. By placing aerosol dispensers of FDA approved experimental vaccines in key gathering places like food stores, medical facilities, indoor sports arenas, airports, and public transit people can be painlessly vaccinated without their knowledge and 100% compliance achieved."

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the world's leading expert on health said "I wish this tool had been available for the first round of immunizations against the covid pandemic. I wouldn't be as restrained as Secretary Becerra seems when he projects how to deploy this new weapon. Hard core vaccine resisters could avoid the public places chosen for administering the covert aerosol vaccinations. I think we ought to go door to door and pump the vaccine into every living space in the country every time a new booster dose of the vaccine is deemed necessary. This way no one will escape receiving the medical care the government wants them to have."

Stanford University Professor of Medicine Dr. Jay Bhattacharya found the potential for abusing this tool "horrifying. Bypassing the matter of individual consent before dosing a person with new and dangerous drugs is clearly unethical. It is the type of behavior that was rightfully declared a crime against humanity after World War II. Considering how ineffective and deadly the covid vaccines turned out to be, it is irresponsible to contemplate allowing government to wield such power."

"I'll tell you what's irresponsible," Becerra countered. "It's the inherent inequity of allowing people to make an unwise choice about what medications they take. President Biden had made it clear that fighting inequity is our highest obligation as public servants. Determining what the people need and making sure they get it represents the triumph of equity over ignorance."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; History; Humor; Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: becerra; bhattacharya; covert; equity; fauci; irresponsible; satire

1 posted on 09/05/2023 11:22:11 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Poison you while you Shop


2 posted on 09/05/2023 11:23:41 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

Cool beans! Now TPTB can blow “vaccine” up our noses while blowing smoke up our keesters. How’s that for efficiency?


3 posted on 09/05/2023 11:26:26 AM PDT by Blurb2350 (posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
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To: Blurb2350

Super tired of mRNA jabs/nasal aerosols being called “vaccines”. They apparently don’t work like they used to.

Used to be if you got a vaccine, you didn’t get whatever they were trying to protect you from. Now with these, you not only aren’t protected from getting CoVid, you injure your immune system with every subsequent shot.

No thank you.


4 posted on 09/05/2023 11:37:08 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: John Semmens

It’s a scary world when you have to pause a minute to wonder if this really is satire....


5 posted on 09/05/2023 11:38:15 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: John Semmens

Effective with/through masks.


6 posted on 09/05/2023 11:48:49 AM PDT by sasquatch
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Amazing that a vax that had to be kept below freezing has been modified so that it can now be spread thru the air.


7 posted on 09/05/2023 12:17:00 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: John Semmens

“Dr. Anthony Fauci, the world’s leading expert on health said”

Oh my Lord.


8 posted on 09/05/2023 12:57:41 PM PDT by dljordan
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No problem, I’ll wear a mask 😷 they’re effective against airborne pathogens.. 🤣🤣🤣


9 posted on 09/05/2023 1:16:04 PM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: John Semmens

Poison me, You will regret that decision from the public place that allowed it all the way to the source.


10 posted on 09/05/2023 7:32:03 PM PDT by Conservative4Life (thy merchants were great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived. Rev18:23)
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