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VIDEO: Does This ENRAGED Golfer Transform Into The Hulk or Sling Blade?
Rumble ^ | September 22, 2023 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 09/22/2023 9:06:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

On first glance it seems as if this enraged golfer transforms into The Incredible Hulk. However, in order to truly be The Hulk you sort of have to have more BULK. The incredible thing that can be easily overlooked by the drama of his wannabee Hulk transformation is that this is quickly followed by the golfer, in profile, revealing that he bears an amazing resemblance to Sling Blade. So what is your opinion? The Hulk or Sling Blade or perhaps a combination of both?


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: angrygolfer; golfer; hulk; slingblade
I can sympathize (just a little bit) with this golfer since I've had my own Hulk moments, especially after painfully stubbing my toe. As for Sling Blade, I was such a fan of the movie that for weeks afterwards I was doing Sling Blade impressions and when I tried to stop, my inner Sling Blade kept popping up. Took me months to stop saying "Mmmm...Hmmm" and "Taters."
1 posted on 09/22/2023 9:06:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 09/22/2023 9:10:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

Good video but I only sympathize with him if he really didn’t take their golf ball.


3 posted on 09/22/2023 9:22:13 AM PDT by Williams (Stop Tolerating The Intolerant)
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To: Williams
Good video but I only sympathize with him if he really didn’t take their golf ball.

"YOU TOOK HER BALL!!!"

4 posted on 09/22/2023 9:24:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: Williams

“Mmmm...Hmmm” and “Taters.”


5 posted on 09/22/2023 9:27:40 AM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

“Some of them french fried taters...”


6 posted on 09/22/2023 9:30:01 AM PDT by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: PJ-Comix

I mostly smack a bucket of balls at the driving range a couple times a week weather permitting (which includes heat), I used to golf rounds, but I got put into groups sometimes. Quite often there was a real hot head playing... you know pissed off at every off shot, throwing clubs, I even saw a guy smack a tree and break a four iron... all sorts of junk like that.

And I would keep score during those tournaments or get togethers, but truthfully I stopped keeping score probably around 1995. I just enjoy smacking balls around around the links. I take good aim, I’m probably making par or 1 over, it’s never been a hard game for me.

I did notice back in the ‘80s the courses started getting a bit crowded because everybody suddenly was into it. I almost returned to tennis at that point and I still do bang a tennis ball around a little but I’ve got some tendonitis issues that really exacerbates when I swing a racket.

I’ve seen assholes like this come up from behind and I just wave them through and they’re usually in a hurry they’re out of my way in short order.


7 posted on 09/22/2023 9:32:36 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: PJ-Comix

You are the master of engaging titles to drive viewers to your page.


8 posted on 09/22/2023 9:34:26 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: PJ-Comix
This is one more demonstration of how self-image isn't exactly reflected by reality.

As a long-time gym rat, I know for a fact that what you think you look like (no matter how much you work out) isn't what you actually look like.

For anyone who doubts the truth of the above, take a shirtless selfie and wait a few weeks before looking at it. You'll be embarrassed, I promise (yes, I know from personal experience).

As an aside, this guy's arms are NOT well developed and he has a tummy. A skinny kid who has a wee bit of boxing experience could knock him out before breaking a sweat.

9 posted on 09/22/2023 9:38:43 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (A person who seeks the truth with a strong bias will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
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To: Clutch Martin

I used to play golf a lot as a teenager.

One of my best friends topped a drive and the boll rolled into a pond about twenty yards off the tee.

He got so mad he walked up to the pond and threw his entire golf bag full of clubs into the pond—gone for good!

(It is amazing how golf could do that—I never saw him lose his temper at anything off the course.)


10 posted on 09/22/2023 9:41:28 AM PDT by cgbg ("Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." Anna Freud.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Whoa, he scared me.

Problem is I would've probably gotten out of my cart and
dropped him like a sack of potatoes. Then got myself in trouble (again).

11 posted on 09/22/2023 10:27:42 AM PDT by Tommy Revolts
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To: PJ-Comix

Good video but I only sympathize with him if he really didn’t take their golf ball.


“YOU TOOK HER BALL!!!”


Derka-derrrr

(someone out here will get it)


12 posted on 09/22/2023 10:34:29 AM PDT by nesnah (Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
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To: PJ-Comix

The golfer has been identified

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Full hulk’ golfer is a 41-year-old realtor from Ohio with extensive criminal past that includes arrests for drugs and ‘intent to riot’: Once threatened a neighbor in street wearing only his underwear

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12547603/amp/Full-hulk-topless-golfer-arrested-TWICE-summer-menacing-behavior-outside-home-including-one-incident-threatened-neighbor-wearing-underwear.html

Golfer going viral for ripping shirt off while threatening other players has history of run-ins with the law

https://nypost.com/2023/09/22/viral-full-hulk-golfer-has-history-of-run-ins-with-the-law/


13 posted on 09/22/2023 11:11:02 AM PDT by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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To: cgbg

Field Target is sorta like golf with a rifle and I’ve never seen anyone lose their control on a course…


14 posted on 09/22/2023 11:46:44 AM PDT by Axenolith (MALITHS HOMINUM EST OBVIANDUM)
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To: Clutch Martin

“”I just wave them through””

One time there was an impatient foursome behind us. There was a slow foursome in front of us, so we had to wait at times. We would communicate with the ones behind us by shrugging shoulders, arms outstretched, etc. Sometimes the ones behind us could see the ones ahead of us, but this did not stop them from complaining.

So.....we were on the green, putting out, and a golf ball lands at our feet. No warning, no shouts of ‘fore.’ My buddy, who could hit a ball 300 yards, finally had enough. He teed up their ball on the edge of the green and smacked it back their way.


15 posted on 09/22/2023 11:49:24 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: PJ-Comix

Took a girl’s ball which don’t fly as far. What an idjit.


16 posted on 09/22/2023 2:16:05 PM PDT by bray (You can tell who the Commies fear.)
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To: Clutch Martin

Friend of mine is a pretty good golfer and he told a story about golfing with a guy who was just miserable. Every shot was a complaint. The guy got to a hole and melted down and threw his clubs into a water hazard. After about two minutes, he walked into the pond, grabbed his bag & retrieved his car keys and phone and left the bag in the water.


17 posted on 09/22/2023 3:21:33 PM PDT by Mean Daddy (Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
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To: PJ-Comix

He’s lucky someone didn’t decide to take a divot out of his head with a 9-iron.


18 posted on 09/22/2023 3:37:59 PM PDT by FreedomForce
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To: Mean Daddy

Back in the late 80s a friend of mine was golfing at one of the military courses and he was in the parking lot and this guy came out with his bag to his car fuming, dumped his clubs on the pavement, through his bag into the trunk and backed over them and left.

My friend walked over to the clubs laying on the ground and pick them up stuck them in his car and drove home. Upon closer inspection there was nothing wrong with the clubs after even being backed over with a Cadillac and they were really nice set of forged Hogans. So... that was a good day at the club!


19 posted on 09/23/2023 11:18:33 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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