Poll Boosts Confidence of Biden Campaign [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 November 2023 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

A recent Rasmussen poll found that 24% of American adults say someone they know personally died from covid vaccine side effects. Sixty-nine percent say they don't personally know anyone who died from a covid vaccination. Seven percent say they aren't sure they know anyone personally.

Julie Chávez Rodríguez, Campaign Manager for the Biden 2024 reelection campaign, was buoyed by this finding, saying "with more than three-fourths of voters unaware of anyone dying from the covid vaccines we enter the race with a substantial lead. To them the President has fulfilled his promise to protect the country from covid. The mandates for vaccination, masks, social distancing, and lockdowns are all vindicated in the eyes of the majority of voters. There is no viable path for any Republican to unseat President Biden."

In related news, a study of patients with covid revealed that only 0.8% of patients at a facility in France who received hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) and an antibiotic died, compared to 4.8% of patients who did not receive the drug combination. Dr. Didier Raoult, one of the authors of the study, said "similar results were found in other studies done in France, Spain and Iran. It certainly makes you wonder why so much energy was put into discouraging the use of HCQ as a therapeutic. Lives that could've been saved were foolishly lost due to a prejudicial suppression of a viable therapy."

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[Vaduz]

Word has it Biden won’t get the nomination at the convention it saves time for a long primary and Biden gets the pink slip and Newsom or other takes the ticket.

[rktman]

Uh, another winning NON campaign like the last one?