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FAA Diversity Push May Reduce Safety [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 January 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/25/2024 9:29:33 AM PST by John Semmens

The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) policy to increase diversity, equality, and inclusiveness in its workforce may make flying more risky. Part of the diversity being sought is to employ more people with severe intellectual disabilities, psychiatric problems, and other mental and physical ailments.

Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg pointed out that "people with severe mental and physical disabilities are the most underrepresented segment of the federal workforce. We must address this inequity. In my opinion, the increased risk is minimal in comparison with the greater good that will be accomplished by giving persons who might otherwise be unemployable the feeling that they are making a contribution to society."

Elon Musk wondered "whether people who fly would make the same trade-off of safety for the 'feel good slogans' touted by daft politicians like Buttigieg?"

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: mentalproblems; risk; satire

1 posted on 01/25/2024 9:29:33 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Pete Buttigieg: People with severe mental and physical disabilities are the most underrepresented segment of the federal workforce. We must address this inequity.

Gay Lobby: About time he took up for us!

2 posted on 01/25/2024 9:33:53 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: John Semmens

I’m gonna buy a spare nose wheel.


3 posted on 01/25/2024 9:50:29 AM PST by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: John Semmens

I hear tell that, there is a proposal in congress (by democrats) to DEI marriages.

IOW, to insure that there are more mixed marriages: blacks with white; gays/lesbians with straights; etc.

To do that, people won’t be allowed to date before marriage. They’ll have to pick blindly from a box, and whatever comes up, that’s who (or what) you’ll have to marry. If you don’t marry what you picked blindly, you’ll be accused of discrimination and could be indicted and/or forbidden from any kind of marriage in the future.

You must be obedient to the Diversity/Equity/Inclusion rules. Or else!


4 posted on 01/25/2024 9:55:26 AM PST by adorno (CCH)
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To: John Semmens
FAA Diversity Push May ReduceS Safety

Fixed it for you. ;-)

5 posted on 01/25/2024 10:05:56 AM PST by Semper Vigilantis ('Legal' and 'Right' are not synonyms)
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To: Semper Vigilantis

More planes will fall from the sky, overshoot the runways, and crash into one another on the airport grounds.


6 posted on 01/25/2024 10:11:21 AM PST by rx
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
If ya wanna stop it dead, remind everyone that many of the illegals arrive on airliners.

7 posted on 01/25/2024 10:20:58 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: John Semmens

What we need to do to test thia idea out to achieve some equity for folks with severe mental problems is hire some flight controllers with schizophrenia to work on days when Congresscritters will be going home to their districts.

The problem of DEi will be solved very shortly.


8 posted on 01/25/2024 11:01:18 AM PST by wildbill (The older I get, the less the term 'life in prison" scares me)
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To: John Semmens

Retards and the friendly sky what could possibly go wrong?


9 posted on 01/25/2024 1:14:12 PM PST by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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