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Communist Utopia Predicted [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Feb 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/14/2024 9:58:37 AM PST by John Semmens

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt) went on NBC's "Late Night" to explained that "having 60% of the population living paycheck-to-paycheck is not the economic calamity that Republicans claim it is. It is a step in the right direction toward true socialism. Ideally, 100% of us should be living a lifestyle compatible with the collective well-being. Eventually, the capitalists and the bourgeoisie need to be eliminated. This would end the class struggle because all that were left would be members of the proletariat."

"Then the dictatorship of the proletariat would make all the investment decisions," Sanders said. "No longer would capitalists be allowed to direct resources to be used for generating profits. Each person would be assigned to the job deemed the best use of their abilities. Each person would receive a direct allocation of goods and services calculated to fulfill all the needs that the dictatorship has declared to be suitable for each person in our collective society."

"All property would be held in common," Sanders added. "As the great visionary of collectivism Klaus Schwab predicted 'you will own nothing and be happy.' Anyone who fails to be happy will receive the free medical care necessary to correct this malady. We will attain the workers' paradise that following Karl Marx's revolutionary guidelines promised for all humanity."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bourgeoisie; capitalists; klausschwab; marx; proletariat; sanders; satire

1 posted on 02/14/2024 9:58:37 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Did Bernie mention if he would be selling any of his numerous properties worth millions?


2 posted on 02/14/2024 10:01:01 AM PST by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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