Posted on 03/04/2024 7:28:37 AM PST by cotton1706
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning unanimous decision that dealt a shocking blow to democracy, the United States Supreme Court affirmed that people can vote for the candidate they want.
The landmark ruling, issued just as the 2024 Presidential Election prepared to ramp up, presents a grave new threat to American freedom, as all nine justices declared that voters can, in defiance of what the ruling authorities may want, select their preferred candidate.
"We've never seen democracy in such danger," said black and gay White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is black and gay. "Today's ruling from the Supreme Court now adds credence to the belief held by fringe extremists that they are allowed to select the candidate they want in an election. This is terrifying."
The state of Colorado had boldly and bravely attempted to preserve democracy by removing former President Donald Trump from the ballot, but the nation's highest court ended all hope that freedom and liberty would reign. "We don't have a country anymore," said a despondent Rachel Maddow. "You mean to tell me that — in a DEMOCRACY — people can just go out and vote for whoever they want?! Why don't you just burn the Constitution already? No, seriously, can we burn it?"
At publishing time, Democrats at all levels of government across the country decried the ruling as the end of America as we know it, ushering in a new and dangerous era of people getting to vote for the candidate they want to be in charge.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The Bee was ready for that one.
Excellent
This is exactly how lefties see it.
“ThE DeAtH oF dEmOcRaCy!!!”
~Liberals
Sad thing is this one is not actually satire.
did they have anything for Nikki’s DC “victory”?
Reality is stanger then non reality...or, something like that.
LOL! LOVE IT!
I’m old enough to remember when The Bee was a satire site. This is spot on.
That is what’s so good about Bees post.
It’s actually the truth.
The Democrat definition of Democracy is they choose both candidates.
Nuthin’ better than a good factual article.
The unintended consequences of the DEMOCRAT LAWFARE VIGILANTES is that Trump has received massive publicity when these antics are reported in the news.
Next up will be when Judge McAfee removes Fani Willis from her office in about 10 days.
The only thing that has kept the Leftists excited about the 2024 election is that Trump will be imprisoned and now that house of cards is folding.
Ok,I know it’s the Bee, but quit using the word democracy!
Once again the bee caught me, what is happening to me? ha ha ha ha ha
I await the YouTube video of a White House press conference that exposes the truth that well may be stranger than fiction.
They really have devolved into this absurd mindset. We’re dealing with a political mindset that has lost all connection with rationality and sailed off into uncharted mental illness.
However, this one kinda wrote its own self.
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