PETA proposes White House Easter egg roll use potatoes instead

The Blaze ^ | 11 March 2024 | ALEX NITZBERG

[Sam77]

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants the White House to change its Easter egg roll into a Easter potato roll.

In a letter to first lady Jill Biden, PETA president Ingrid Newkirk floated the idea, suggesting the switch from eggs to spuds.

"Instead of promoting the deleterious factory farming and slaughter industries, will you please initiate the annual White House Potato Roll?" Newkirk asked in the letter, according to a PETA press release.

[no-to-illegals]

I love People Eating Tasty Animals

[cgbg]

A lot of insects and worms have to be killed to plant potatos but they are not the cute animals so PETA does not care about them.

[clearcarbon]

"PETA proposes White House Easter egg roll use potatoes instead"

[Jonty30]

I’d rather hide the PETA people and then forget where I hid them.

[Qwapisking]

someone would mistake Joe. can’t have a President having his head rolled. or can we?

[OHPatriot]

LOL, they are going to “Roll Biden.”

“Rolling Biden” instead of eggs has to be way safer for the kiddies.

Now if Biden gets lost, they can have a “Potato Hunt” instead of an egg hunt.

This White House is Brilliant!!!!

[HighSierra5]

I’d rather see some heads roll on the White House lawn.

[Fai Mao]

What do they propose to replace the lamb at the end of Ramadan?

[Tennessee Nana]

Gee I dont think Easter Spud Roll has the same tasty image...

[clearcarbon]

"I’d rather see some heads roll on the White House lawn."

[cnsmom]

OMGt theWH roll historically uses brightly colored wooden eggs that are great keepsakes of the event.No animals are involved.The left never has a clue.

[Leaning Right]

An Easter potato roll…

Ha! Ha! More great satire from the Babylon Bee! 😆
Oh, wait. This is a real article. Never mind.

[sauropod]

Newkirk is an extremist and a dumb tw*t.

[Flavious_Maximus]

I thought the event uses fake plastic eggs with toys and candy inside? They don’t use actual real chicken eggs!

This sounds like something from the Bee or Onion websites.

[maddog55]

PETA started out as a pretty good common sense idea in the early 80s but has changed into the lunatic fringe in much the same way liberals have.

It’s obvious each subsequent generation of each has declined psychologically at a staggering rate.

[Pollard]

I bet they’re all pro abortion at PETA

[no-to-illegals]

I propose they pass out grains of sand and tell the little ones that pedojoe intends to roll them.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Killjoys.

[SaveFerris]

[PETA proposes White House Easter egg roll use potatoes instead]

I'm sorry. Doing that with Democrat Joe Biden is completely unethical.